i'm sorry

↑ no you are not , I got a few laughs though

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Why have you done this

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This was a entertaining story of true love and memes

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I only read this because you apologized first.

Apologize again.

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A meme rewrite, trully a lost art. Thanks for the giggles and the boner.

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Your memes are on point comrade, you are not going to the gulag, yet.

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This is art.

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This was bretty gud. You should add more baneposting next time. Have to amplify the memes.

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HOL UP 🅱️

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That was suprisingly entertaining. I thaught the whole time "what the hell were these japanese smoking again", then after I finished I noticed the "rewrite". That explains everything. Also the last line is pure gold. "I'M USED GOODS"

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It slep time bunner

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Actual translation by NecroManCr:
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100 ₧

Best rewrite in the game

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@Fortes
Nothing beats the Aussie rewrite.
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What the fuck did I just read.

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Remember to wear protection in bed when practicing your memes lest you catch meme aids.

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Oh no.... I came here to fap but now I have meme poisoning

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memes were a mistake

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"Daddy, be nimble, daddy, be quick, daddy, give me all 8 inches of your dick!"
God dammit already lost it on page 2

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So this is the weaponized autism they've been talking about...

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Delete this!

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I came here to masturbate but the laughing made me go flaccid.............

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It's spelled swooce

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i always knew exh was full of dirty disgusting perverted evil autist virgin mothertruckers, but...
"favorited: 173 times" .................................................................................................................

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Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: MEMES. The DNA of the soul.
THE MEMES, JACK

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So this is meme power...

Not bad...

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It slep time bunner

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this is now the baseline by which I will judge all relationships

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THE MEMES JACK

THE MEMES!!!

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"I can think of other things! Like boys, Legos, sex and poetry! Wanna hear my recite the Mahabharata?"

No joke, if a girl asked me if I wanted to hear her recite the Mahabharata, I'd actually be interested even though I have no idea what's in the Mahabharata.

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"If you knock me up, I'll never drop the daddy jokes."

I think I'm ok with that.

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It slep time bunner

Base +6, Blaze_fire +8, Gentleman Chimera +6, Onthorm +7, hacklol +7, lolitrolly +5, akscpaieki +6, nonamethanks +19, Iroald +6, RedGryphon0 +5, plxdrk +6, thaysd +6, yanaverg +5, and 27 more...

This is actually my relationship. I am so ashamed, yet happy.

Base +6, doctor syn +7, Refyrsen +6, Kinojitsu_Asahi +5, 2158thKingofFap +5, Courier47 +4, pugna +10, sir_gamer +6, somedude1234symbols -5

When a meme so supreme you let out a scream.

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You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.

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My god, even the meme arrows show up.

10 /10, it's ok.

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😂👌🏼

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Every day we stray further from gods light

Base +3, LeisureLarry -6, Courier47 +4, ilt +6, sir_gamer +6, Anon705 +7, kiritogamer24 +2, voxxyn +9, LadtheImpaler +6, Phacteria +6, Hemidactylus +6, lazorboy96 +6, kserox +27, and 1 more...

This is the first five star rewrite in nearly 4 years.

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> Tfw the meme translate got more rating and bookmark than the legit translate.
LUL

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>not bane posting

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It slep time bunner

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Fucking memes

Base +3, sir_gamer +6, Hemidactylus +6, Dottboy +15, lazorboy96 +6, Abd Al-Azrad +7, Gabs999 +6

Alright gentlemen, we can go home now, this has won everything.

Base +6, Lurker31 +4, Hemidactylus +6, Dottboy +15, lazorboy96 +6, Abd Al-Azrad +7, shuga-chan +6, Gabs999 +6, Burakuseji +6, kserox +27

it slep time bunner

Base +6, Gabs999 +6, Hemidactylus +6, Burakuseji +6, Lyune +15

Page 1: "Forgive me for what I must Yabba dabba doo"

Base +6, Hemidactylus +6, Soiledsheets +6, lazorboy96 +6

>tfw no meme queen of my dreams

Base +6, cm4000 +6, gotobedquentin +6, longwise +8

Even with all the memes, she's an absolute sweetheart, I would unironically love a girlfriend/wife like her.

Base +6, cm4000 +6, kserox +27, FlyGod +6

The best part is how the official and meme translation are both completely adorable.

Base +6, Rinnosuke M. +28, Crimson13 +8

6 years later half these memes are still a staple part of my friend group's vocabulary.

Base +10, FlyGod +6