Requested

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When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

All the laruffi "quality", now with 30% extra memetext in the comment.

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ALL THESE FGO DOUJINS! BLESS EVERYONE WITH LUCK!

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but the 1st part isnt translated yet

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>Requested

Oh god someone willingly let him do this?

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I had this idea that this dj would be really hot if I could read it, but now I'm just confused.

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Is it in order? Did it also get mirrored at some point?

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I hope to think that nobody paid him to do this translation. I would rather pay to get my ass pierced by Lancer's Gae Bolg.

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Now i feel that my brain got defiled after reading this.

Title should be "Laruffi ni Okasareru Hon"

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I expected a little more from it. At least the grammar is quite the LOLercoaster.

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the Translation is bad somehow

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someone has to re-do and save this translation

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Nah, this is funny, I enjoyed it
(not for fapping purpose of course)

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Just to be sure, this is not a proper translation or anything close to it right? Just what the poster put in to make sense of it? Or just as a joke?

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I just came here expecting Laruffi's usual "ALL THE COMMENTS ABOUT HOW AWFUL MY TRANSLATIONS ARE ARE JUST PAID TROLLS GUISE!" comment and was actually quite disappointed. I didn't know Fresh Prince memes were still a thing.

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D U W A N G

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NeverEnough92: They are, to a degree.

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Who keeps giving Laruffti work? Jesus fucking Christ.

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Obligatory fuck off.

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who is the hero thet will re-do this translation?

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Wait. There are a lot of worse translations, this is actually fine?
What is going on ppl

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How is this mofo still alive after all those countless horrid translations

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Can you please translate this one?
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who are these beggars who keep asking for re-translation instead of new, untranslated work?

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> reads
> dials 911
"Hello police? I need you to arrest someone for crimes against vocabulary..."

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why are people so mad? it's readable and the content is good. might as well enjoy it.

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