The eyes. They whisper of madness.

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We watched with bated breath, afraid that one wrong exhale of air would break the galvanizing silence of the room and send us into oblivion. Then, the flash arose from the cloud and with it, our world was changed. Robert did not weep nor laugh, he simply stared silently and watched. The flash lit the room and through all the celebration and awe, I heard him whisper; "Now I am become death, Destroyer of worlds." I turned to the window and shared the view with him. It was not just a single flash, it was a cloud of death and destruction that brought sickness and poison with it. "I did this." He whispered finally. And the room was silent once more as we left to continue our work.

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Had me at "unsuspecting people".

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I wish for incredible back problems...

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A comic telling that you simply can't satisfy a women

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Dang, I was hoping that instead of wishing her muscles, she'd wish her breasts would be super light on her, causing the girl to float around like a balloon!

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