Reading a doujin in Olde English is a new and entertaining experience, that's for sure.

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Any reason this is in Early Modern English?

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Wait a second, this isn't my copy of Beowulf...

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That first page watermark is cancerous.

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let thy comments be in the olde tongue!

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decyphering this and jacking off at the same time is hard for my non-native english brain

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I doth admireth thy dedication to transcription this dovjin.

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dude this is too hard for a fuckin native speaker

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Did someone from the past time travel to the future, fascinated by kemono doujin, begin to study Japanese, and translate this doujin?
I bow to your dedication

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"Thot patrol translations is a tl group dedicated to presenting a unique experience..."
Well I can say you delivered on that part.
It instantly hit me after reading a few sentences that this was absolutely golden! Great for a jest!

P.S.: This isn't Old English because we can still understand the translation.
I'd agree with NotSwordfish that this is Early Modern English, which is supported by the fact that Thot Patrol TL quotes "Shakespearean tongue or enlightenment".

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Time to throw up Early Modern English into the Language tag.

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This reminds me of that one time someone did a translation using that chav lingo.

Edit: /g/743731/f3caa5ff16/

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Normal version here: /g/964549/d5b836c4dd/

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I should have paid lot more attention in my Old English class... Now I regretted it.

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This piece of translation work deserve an Oscar.

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I was laughing the entire time I read this. All that classic reading in grade school finally has a use!

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English, Mother fucker, Speak english""
...
Wait... it is english...e.

Thou shalt not read ye hentai in olde englishe.
(we have already to deal with japanese, chinese, russian, etc... now this? i QUIT!)

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im loving this

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Quite a scholarly masturbatory experience

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I bet this is how Shakespeare masturbated back in his time.

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I would hardly call this "poor grammar". In fact I think it's my grammar that's too poor for this.

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@constantly
Its just like Gandhi in civilization the grammar in this doujin is so high level it went all the way around and its in the negatives now

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After reading the whole thing: "Your Logic has increased by 2 points."

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"We can only translate translated korean and English into another form of English"
Actually... You guys are using the Chinese scans. There's still mandarin on the first sixth, eighth, twelveth and sixteenth page, might wanna fix that.

Aside from that... tis an interesting doujin in the tongue of olde (not quite)

"I were called to the forest to piss mynself a ryver"
Y'know, there's adaption in translation, but this is bordering a rewrite :3

...Also, I want to do an Old Chinese translation now, seeing as that was my only good subject back in China...

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Gotta say, I love this. Pleasant to read and a neat exercise of my linguistic skills. I'd be very happy if you continue to make these.

Also, on page 6, shouldn't "Turk's" be capitalized?

Base +6, Bufeng -6, oneiwonder +7, Drake68655 -6, TheClemenable +8, MarcusSorel +5, Juggernaut Santa +28, darkblane257 +8

never before has porn taken me so long just to reach page 6 xD

That said, it's just too amusing to read this in olde english that I dare not skip a single frame xD

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For you australian cunts that are finding it hard to wank to this ye-olde-english shit, try reading this translation of Motsu Aki's 'roo girl work:
/g/973786/63e0ca2bc8/

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Urge to crusade rising

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I rather enjoyed this. 10/10, would read for the story again.

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That was truly terrific, thanks boys!

Yea and verily did I enjoy much to the fullest! Such a worthy lass with a tail so sturdy being set to place by a man so stout! & etc.

Base +6, Bufeng -6, TheClemenable +8, MarcusSorel +5, Juggernaut Santa +28, darkblane257 +8

And brighten my day indeed! Bravo, bravo!

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I wasn't aware I needed this in my life until now.

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For those having trouble, here's an old translation of modern english:
/g/964549/d5b836c4dd/

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Holy fudge.
That's one hell of a trip to read it in archaic English.
Difficult, but entertaining.

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I would love to see a similar Shakespearean rendering of a loli doujin, or just about anything with a lot of cliched or silly dialogue.
"Hark, dear elder brother! My lower body doth be acting independently of my own will!"
"Partaking in carnal desires without the protection of the plastic contraceptive is supreme..."
"For as long as it be thou, upperclassman, I do not mind, I say."

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My favourite part was: "Ach, stengthe escapeth myn corpus, myn limbs so limp as an unbound fagot."

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Yeah I want more of this, I hope you cover a wide variety of artists and fetishes. Good Job TOTH Patrol!

Base +6, Juggernaut Santa +28, darkblane257 +8

Trule, this heathen serpente-dayter of Cayne hat fownd luve and repen'ence inne both the busum of Godde and manne. A worthe bridegrumme is yon beggester.

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+ Iroald
We don't capitalize the name of insect species.

Base +6, Juggernaut Santa +28, Romi the Byzantine -7, darkblane257 +8

Daviot, that is the greatest comment I've ever seen.

Base +8, Juggernaut Santa +28, darkblane257 +8

cum from da Anime man XD

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Page 5 is missing a bubble.

Base +4, Juggernaut Santa +28, LeisureLarry -6, darkblane257 +8

A true masterwork.

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Alas! These plebeians doth struggle so to understand the Middle English wryten word! 'Tis almost as if they never crossed th' threshold of a British English class in their times at Unyversite, or High Schoul.

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I just have to point out. Ruptureth. Myn. Pintie. God bless old English, and the wonderful scalleywag who thought up this brilliant work of art..

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Only good doujins have "What ho!" in them.

Base +6, avrelivs +6, darkblane257 +8

Hard to read but, well worth it, Thanks to the translation and the artist

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