a simple rewrite sounds classy.

Base +10, MTSrood +4, Lostalgia +6, grisel +9, sonictmp -7, Vilnius +7, GaroRobe +6, bananafairy -6, errata +6, Estaog +7, Bigslam1993 +8, jfragrettel +8, vmimicv +6, and 10 more...

T'dis was veryly endearing to read.

Base +7, MTSrood +4, Lostalgia +6, Traze +6, bunnygunny +6, sonictmp -7, Vilnius +7, GaroRobe +6, the missing link +9, Draw99Gray +16, PetersPark +9, Bigslam1993 +8, shuntensatsu +14, and 18 more...

Insert meme *BEGONE THOT* here...
Just kidding, instead insert *乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚* meme specially for pg.14

I learned old english better here rather in class...ironic

Base +7, cozrip +6, sonictmp -7, Vilnius +7, My2ndAngelic +7, Draw99Gray +16, Estaog +7, Tadsapon +7, Kanchino +6, jfragrettel +8, Ueuz0 +5, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, and 5 more...

This was very entertaining. Please do more.

Base +6, sonictmp -7, Vilnius +7, bananafairy -6, errata +6, shuntensatsu +14, ontorfel +7, jfragrettel +8, LeisureLarry +6, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, firedragon89 +14

My copy of Hamlet sure looks weird...

Base +6, crazeek1917 +6, lewgnik +6, bunnygunny +6, sonictmp -7, Vilnius +7, BullSmit +5, imonlyhere4porn +5, Shikibm +6, Sauss +7, somethig +6, bananafairy -6, Zbasa +5, and 61 more...

Noice font as well the writing style

Base +5, sonictmp -7, Vilnius +7, bananafairy -6, ShadowMKII +8, Estaog +7, Bigslam1993 +8, shuntensatsu +14, jfragrettel +8, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, LeisureLarry +6, firedragon89 +14, and 3 more...

This was hilarious, I enjoyed this way more than I'd have thought.

Base +6, sonictmp -7, Vilnius +7, bananafairy -6, Bigslam1993 +8, shuntensatsu +14, jfragrettel +8, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, LeisureLarry +6, firedragon89 +14, animanera89 +7

ye olde gyaru

Base +6, pendraonrules +7, sko6677 +6, sonictmp -7, Vilnius +7, nbee +9, imonlyhere4porn +5, Sauss +7, bunnygunny +6, UnknowDestroyer +13, errata +6, ColdHead +5, ShadowMKII +8, and 29 more...

If it's translated in Early Modern English and sometimes in iambic pentameter, it's not a technically a rewrite, is it?

Base +34, Vanilla Cream +6, bunnygunny +6, sonictmp -7, InfernoGod +7, Vilnius +7, QualityVan +6, crazeek1917 +6, Caffeinated +6, as102 +10, sgc_geh -8, bananafairy -6, J4mag +6, and 24 more...

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/6949103_700b.jpg

Base +9, sonictmp -7, crazeek1917 +6, jfragrettel +8, MrSeyker +6, LeisureLarry -6, Hideaki Anno -7, animanera89 +7, maskun -6

you guys have too much time on your hands

Base +9, sonictmp +7, animadversion +6, JukanX +16, bananafairy +6, lostsage +6, bunnygunny +6, deadeder +8, UnknowDestroyer +13, Budd +7, Whitu Piggu +7, Estaog +7, Bigslam1993 +8, and 16 more...

Now this... THIS is the quality content I came here for!

Base +9, sonictmp -7, Vilnius +7, bananafairy -6, deadeder +8, errata +6, Daegul +8, shuntensatsu +14, Volsgoth87 +7, ontorfel +7, jfragrettel +8, LeisureLarry +6, Tsukigomori +6, and 6 more...

> Take not thine elder for an ass.

I laughed more than I should.

Base +7, sonictmp -7, Vilnius +7, Estaog +7, shuntensatsu +14, jfragrettel +8, Ueuz0 +5, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, LeisureLarry +6, Elmion +7, Qwerty Bam +6, maskun +6

Mine ejaculate doth flow quite mightily.

Base +6, sonictmp -7, Vilnius +7, bananafairy -6, errata +6, Estaog +7, nonene +7, PetersPark +9, jfragrettel +8, LeisureLarry +6, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, Qwerty Bam +6, and 1 more...

That was so funny to read. Sad that I can't write in this style.

Base +6, Vilnius +7, bananafairy -6, jfragrettel +8, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6

Hey, you're back! Well done again, though I must say I enjoyed your previous work a bit more. Looking forward to more of your translations.

Typo on page 13? "The pound of of flesh"

Base +6, bananafairy -6, jfragrettel +8, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6

I've to LMAO at the translate team name.
--------
Wait what? How could his be both rewrite and translated?

Base +8, bananafairy +6, Darksword696 -9, Estaog +7, jfragrettel +8, MrSeyker +6, maskun -6

"A kingdom! Your buttocks for a kingdom!"
Literally poetry, i lol'd

Base +17, bananafairy -6, yanaverg +6, Bigslam1993 +8, shuntensatsu +14, jfragrettel +8, LeisureLarry +6, Dorseen +6, bunnygunny +6, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, Pesmerga +6, animanera89 +7, and 2 more...

A complete work of art!

Base +13, bananafairy -6, shuntensatsu +14, jfragrettel +8, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, LeisureLarry +6

More, I beg of thee, more, that the surfeit of such bounty quench the fire that burns within the loins!

Base +5, crazeek1917 +6, bananafairy -6, bunnygunny +6, Draw99Gray +16, Estaog +7, Bigslam1993 +8, shuntensatsu +14, jfragrettel +8, LeisureLarry +6, Dorseen +6, phantomzwei +6, Maxer123 +6, and 6 more...

It's definitely translated.

Base +12, JukanX +16, Bigslam1993 +8, shuntensatsu +14, jfragrettel +8, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, LeisureLarry +6, animanera89 +7, minnazzo +19

Thats pure gold!
I liked this one more than pervious.

Base +5, crazeek1917 +6, bananafairy -6, shuntensatsu +14, jfragrettel +8, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, LeisureLarry +6, animanera89 +7

this was funny, erotic and educational

Base +4, bananafairy -6, crazeek1917 +6, shuntensatsu +14, jfragrettel +8, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, LeisureLarry +6

Ave Maria!

Base +6, shuntensatsu +14, jfragrettel +8, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, maskun +6

Not something I'd want to read all the time, but in small doses like this, Early Modern English Gyaru is hilarious.

Base +3, crazeek1917 +6, Estaog +7, jfragrettel +8, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, LeisureLarry +6

This is incredible.

Base +6, shuntensatsu +14, jfragrettel +8, Juggernaut Santa +28, MrSeyker +6, rockingoldensamurai +7

Ave Maria! But on a lesser note: on page 12, namely "byway oft tread". A byway could hardly be oft tread, could it?

Base +7