https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66614526 "And then the friend took responsibility"
a rough translation (not mine):
page 1 >Hey I'm here mad scientist
>Why'd you call me...
>Oh nooo!!
>My hand slipped!!
>Buwaa
>Goho Goho (Coughing noises)
>What the fuck was tha....
page 2 >I'm a girl!?
>Awaaa-
>What a tragedy! Because of my carelessness you, my dear childhood friend, were struck by my girlifying ball and have become exactly the type of girl I'm into!
>You're too Blatant! You threw it at me full force didn't you?! You intended for this to happen!!
>You're right... There are many stories where intimacy is born from intention
>I'll take responsibility and make you my wife...
>You suck at this! By which I mean turn me back into a man!!