Hi, Constipat8 here.

Just a small project I picked to practice typesetting.
Plus, it was kinda cute.
Special thanks to CrowKarasu's old translation and couldbeanyon for the retranslation.

Alpaca Club's Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=15644415

Sequel: /g/1185941/2a94b8a1b2/

Edit: Gahh, missing page added.

>Molested by vacuum cleaner
>Mad as hell
>Buys it anyway

So, is she mad that the vacuum cleaner had its way with her, or that she's weak in the presence of a solid sales pitch? :^)

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@Truefire i think she's mad she pressed the button, cause they probably forced her to buy it since she 'used' it...

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I love how she calls an inanimate object a pervert, as if that will do something

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Brushy, brushy. All of my lulz.

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Needs a chapter 2.

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Missing a page.

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Yup, page 9 is missing. Please add it for us :)

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Ahhh, sorry.

p.9 has been added. Thanks @SecretMe and @Leviathan13.

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If people can have sex with a plane, car, wall, or body pillows, anything is possible I guess.

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Based on the film? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0200940/

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I wonder, is this what happens when you get lazy and recycle a sexbot AI by converting it to run a vacuum cleaner?

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Pg. 14

Give Up. Machine wins. Admit defeat & cum at home, in PRIVATE this time!

Pg. 15

She...doesn't seem to hate it?

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