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If anyone is interested in translating this, I could put a bounty, pm if you want to talk about it.

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都是些什么吊鸡巴问题・_・?

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劳资要笑死了,火鸡你是要笑死我然后继承我的蚂蚁花呗吗?????

@Link128
The man just ask some stupid question, it's so funny...
I even know the author of the comic, I think he's going to feel happy that some uploaded his manga to e-hentai, HAHAHAHA

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I am the author, thank you for enjoying my work, but I am not good at English, sorry. XD

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@little suzaku : I hope you don't mind me uploading your art without asking. If there's any issue, I'll remove it. And don't mind the english, I really appreciate your work either way.

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为什么要跑到一千公里以外的地方去绑架啊！
绑架完了还要再跑一千公里回去，来回开车都累死了吧！
另外这女孩怎么这么笨啊！

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感觉在对着十万个为什么撸管

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@Link128
I've already finished a rough translation. Screw bounties, I'll just post it here - feel free to edit it or use it however you'd like. Note that these are for the man's lines - since the girl's bubbles are just various forms of "mmph".

Parts in [brackets] denote original translations where I made edits for the sake of flow. Things like 'this uncle' are used as pronouns in Chinese, but sounds a bit awkward in English. They are there if you want to keep the literal translation.

Page 1:
"The Little Bondage Play"
"Travel"

Page 3:
"Oh? Awake? It's about time for the drugs to wear off anyway."
"That's perfect. There should be no one near this area, so..."

Page 4:
"Rise and Shine [Good Morning], my sleeping beauty."
"Ah, but it's afternoon already. (laughs)"

Page 5:
"Eh? Do you not understand what's going on?"
"That's expected. You were drugged and sleeping from morning to now."

Page 6:
"To put it simply, I [this uncle] tied you up~"
"When you were walking through that alley with your face buried in your phone, I drugged you, tied you to my car and drive you away. Do you not remember?"
"You've been sleeping for 6 full hours."

Page 7:
"But don't worry, i won't sell you. You're my personal, precious treasure."
"We'll be going to my private villa. To tell you the truth, I [this uncle] am really rich (laughs)."
"Once we're there, no one would bother us, and we can have some fun times together [happily enjoy our two-person world]."

Page 8:
"It'll be about 1000 km or more before we get there. We still have a ways to go."
"But don't worry, I [this uncle] prepared a lot of [time-wasting] toys so that the journey won't be boring for you!"

Page 9:
"So, which toy would you like to play with first?"
"Do you not have a favorite? You can pick one first, you know (laughs)."

Page 10:
"If you won't pick one, then maybe I [this uncle] help pick one for you?"
"Let's see... Um..."

Page 11:
"Looks like we'll be starting with a basic vibrating egg."
"So, let's park first~"

Page 12:
Parking car and setting up vibrating egg...

Page 13:
"Hmm? Are you wondering why I'm not turning it on?"
"Haha, bliss is something that you must slowly savor."

Page 14:
"So! Time for a quiz! If you answer incorrectly, I'll turn the egg on!"
"I'll ask a question, and you decide whether it's true. If you think it's true, mumble once. If not, mumble twice. Understand?"
"If you answer them all correctly, maybe I could even consider taking you back home? Nah (laughs)."

Page 15:
"First question! The inventor of the light bulb is Edison. True or false?"
(the girl mmph's once, as denoted by the large chinese letter in the bubble)

Page 16:
"Haha, that's wrong! Edison improved the light bulb, but didn't invent it~"
"So, we'll switch on one of the vibrating eggs~"

Page 17:
"Second question! 'Robinson Crusoe' is based on a real story, about a sailor who lived alone in an island for ten years. True or false?"
(the girl mmph's once, as denoted by the large chinese letter in the bubble)

Page 18:
"Oh no, wrong again~"
"That sailor only lived on that island for four years~"

Page 19:
"Oh? this much is enough to turn you on?"
"Are you really this sensitive?"

Page 20:
"Third question! Watt was the one that invented the steam engine. True or false?
(the girl mmph's twice, as denoted by the large chinese letters in the bubble)

Page 21:
"Oh? Two mmphs, so you settled on false, correct?"
(the girl mmph's once)
"I'll give you one chance to change your answer. Are you sure you want to pick false?"
(the girl mmph's once)
"Okay then, so..."

Page 22:
"I'm sorry, but that's wrong again~"
"the steam engine's inventor is unquestionably Watt. There were people who invented similar things in the part, but none of them were actually useful."
"That's really unfortunate. I'm turning it on!"

Page 23:
"Ai ya ya, I never thought it would end this quickly."
"I thought the third question was like a freebie for you. Looks like I'm mistaken."

Page 24:
"So, it looks I need to take special care of my foolish little student."
"I'll give you another question. If you answer correctly, I'll turn off the vibrators and start over from the beginning. Otherwise, I'll leave them on from here all the way to my villa. Want to go for it?"
"Looks like you really want it! Excellent, excellent."

Page 25:
"Listen well. England's Queen Victoria is it's longest-reigning female monarch, true or false?"

Page 26:
"Time's up!"
"I'm turning all of the vibrators up to max~"

Page 27:
"Eh? Did I ever say that you have unlimited time to answer?"
"Since you've taken so long, I thought you already gave up on the question."
"You only get one chance, no take-backs allowed~"

Page 28:
"So, please enjoy this little trip."
"The ambiance is really beautiful, no? You normally won't have a chance to see something like this."

Page 29:
After an hour...

Page 30:
"Ah, it's been a really long time since I drove here."
"Hmm...there shouldn't be any issue if I just trust my instincts."

Page 31:
After two hours...

Page 32:
"Hey, look! That mountain over there is really majestic!"
"Oh? Did you orgasm again? Seriously, don't get your juices all over my beloved car."

Page 33:
After four hours...

Page 34:
"Hmm...the sun is almost setting. We should rest a bit here."
"Are you reaching your limit as well? How are you feeling? Does it feel really good [comfortable]?"

Page 35:
while resting...

Page 36:
"OK, we've eaten, and I cleaned your body. Let's just keep driving!"
"We shouldn't be far [from the villa] now. If nothing unexpected happens, we should be there by tomorrow morning."

Page 37:
"So, we should play with the rest of the toys for tonight."
"It was difficult to prepare so many of them, so let's try them out one-by-one~"

Page 38:
After a night has passed...

Page 39:
"We're finally here! My private, secret villa - the funhouse that's just for the two of us."
"You'll be living here as my very first pet, hahaha."

Page 40:
"So, let us start out new livee here!"
"We'll be doing so many fun things together~"

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学到了很多，谢谢作者

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这么教育女儿肯定有奇效´_>`

I think I can teach my daughter in this way´_>`

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以前好像教的是瓦特改良了蒸汽机。。

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评论区各位的对话好厉害……上面是作者本人吗还打算传其他作品吗？

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这个故事教育了我们走在路上不要看手机！

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这个故事告诉了大家不好好学习就会被雷普

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@Link128：No problem. I don't mind. I'm very happy that you like my work, but I've been very busy recently, and I have no time to draw new works. -_-b

@thmLL：对，我是本人233，这个是我最后一次画的小黄图，后面都在忙着画稿子赚钱，没空放飞自我了，不过有机会的话还会画着玩的。

@Cloudburst：cooooooooool！

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一千公里有必要嘛，而且还不带
加油的。

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我托马斯•纽科门今天要打爆你的狗头

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Cloudburst: Thanks a lot for the translation! I saw this when it was new on Pixiv, didn't know the story was good as well as the art. I can't wait for Japanese/Chinese artists to learn English better so they will start to use a global language instead.

little suzaku: Thanks for drawing! It's always fun to see an artist here on e-hentai.

Last edited on 03 April 2018, 02:23.

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这跳蛋电池装的超霸吧

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全程看问题 无法社保

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光想问题了

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可能是女主爸爸给女主找的家教

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（答错这么多题）叔叔我啊，可真的要生气了（有端联想）

（答错这么多题）叔叔我啊，可真的要生气了（有端联想）

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十万个为什么小黄漫？

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果然是个文化人，讲究。

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How to understand these? It's very simple. Learn Chinese.lol

怎么才能看得懂这些？很简单，学中文。2333

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我想变成女主

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