[Menea the Dog] Fureaenakereba Shinu Shikanee!! | If I Can't Touch You, I'll Just Die!! (COMIC Megastore Alpha 2017-11) [English] [Team Koinaka] [Digital]

Posted on 02 April 2018, 13:54 by: VodkaAllDay

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Vanilla is love! Please visit our Discord: https://discord.gg/zYvmhA6
We're currently recruiting translators, editors, and quality checkers.

I paid the 19.99$ fee myself so the content is now fully unlocked!
I hope everyone feels the same sense of pride and achievement.

Raws

I spent nearly the entire time editing chuckling like a complete idiot.
I'm looking forward to everyone having a "good time" too!

Translation: Crystalium
Editing: Constipat8
QC: freudia, Manchewable & mrwayne

Posted on 02 April 2018, 14:36 by: The Chronicler

No, dude. Run away. Run fast, run far. She's crazy.

Posted on 02 April 2018, 14:52 by: Ingloo

Can't tell if the parents are really supportive or incredibly oblivious.

Posted on 02 April 2018, 15:31 by: MB007

MOAR ! PLEASE!

Thank you for the vanilla, I haven't laughed this much in some time.

Also, please, someone, be a Vanilla Hero and remove the mosaic.

Posted on 02 April 2018, 15:33 by: loshi1505

the parents are totally supportive, they're just giving him flack for the slow uptake. or more likely the fast progression that just happened the night before, seeing they weren't exactly quiet.

also a girl like that's a keeper, she's dedicated and willing to mold herself to her partner. that and she has cute flaws like she's funny to poke fun at. I know a long times friends wife is like that, they never cheat, listen to what their partner says [within reason], and are generally fun to be around. the cute kind of quirky people are like that. that's not crazy, that's quirky.

Posted on 02 April 2018, 15:52 by: OutsideHades

@The Chronicler

You know she'd just catch up, right? Long distance track aint no joke.

Posted on 02 April 2018, 15:56 by: Cappy1992

The problem with Menea doujins is that I find them too funny to fap

Posted on 02 April 2018, 16:08 by: nowittycomment

I'm glad this was translated, this was one of my favorite vanilla stories.

Posted on 02 April 2018, 17:16 by: NotSwordfish

Found the perfect girl.

Also. He calls her mum ‘aunty’, which means this is also possibly incest if they’re cousins. Traditionally in Japan parents try to arrange marriages between cousins, so it’s not far-fetched that they could be.

Posted on 02 April 2018, 18:19 by: akiba-kei

First page got me like: welcome diabetes

Posted on 02 April 2018, 18:24 by: MHM-2015

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

(… after regaining composure) Well That Was Something Completetly Bloody Marvelous (as is to be expected of something by Menea The Dog).

Good Job, Team!

Posted on 02 April 2018, 18:38 by: Crystalium

@NotSwordfish He does not mean "Aunty" like that. The term (おばさん Obasan, literally "Aunt") was used as a form of address for a female adult (his friend's mom) who he's familiar/close with (this being one of several Japanese familial terms that are commonly used in non-familial ways). Haru and Misao are not at all related.

Posted on 02 April 2018, 19:19 by: mokkka

eh... wow
Is that the best doujin I have ever read ...?
yeah...
maybe it's the best doujin I have ever read

VANILLA FOREVER !!

Posted on 02 April 2018, 19:34 by: nabusco

Ill become a baked potato

Lul truly a creative way to go.

Posted on 02 April 2018, 19:41 by: Forgunia

This was actually quite entertaining. What a shame it's just this one chapter.

Posted on 02 April 2018, 20:58 by: telgin214

Welcome to the family son

Posted on 02 April 2018, 22:58 by: procrasterbator

This artist sure makes em look thirsty

Posted on 02 April 2018, 23:19 by: smartz118

These two are like a comedy duo, they are already married.

Posted on 02 April 2018, 23:53 by: jessica702

Good to see Menea's still a master of hentai comedy.

Lovely work as usual.

Posted on 04 April 2018, 05:38 by: p0kry

I like menea's stuff, as ever, but sometimes their dialogue feels like it starts to get in its own way. But then maybe that phenomenon in hentai is part of what they're making fun of.

Posted on 04 April 2018, 12:21 by: chaos98

Gotta love Menea the Dog's style. It always goes from zero to a hundred in a few pages. Plus that Son drop at the end, wow, his fate's sealed.

Thanks to Team Koinaka, always with the sweet drops. Keep up the good work guys.

Posted on 06 April 2018, 08:59 by: Mrsuperhappy

Many are the times I have felt like becoming a baked potato and dying.

Posted on 07 April 2018, 11:24 by: zaffe

Why would you not use the better resolution from the other upload?

Posted on 05 June 2018, 18:28 by: akunoko

Do come again SON. Dad ain't kidding around.

Posted:	2018-04-02 13:54
Parent:	1206227
Visible:	Yes
Language:	English TR
File Size:	12.89 MiB
Length:	25 pages
Favorited:	2444 times

language:	english translated
artist:	menea the dog
male:	sole male
female:	ahegao defloration nakadashi sole female sweating tomboy unusual pupils x-ray
other:	mosaic censorship

Rating:		612
Average: 4.62

[Menea the Dog] Fureaenakereba Shinu Shikanee!! | If I Can't Touch You, I'll Just Die!! (COMIC Megastore Alpha 2017-11) [English] [Team Koinaka] [Digital]

[メネア・ザ・ドッグ] 触れ合えなければ死ぬしかねぇ!! (コミックメガストアα 2017年11月号) [英訳] [DL版]