Happy Accident [English] [Rewrite] [EZ Rewriter]

Posted on 08 April 2018, 21:23 by: ezrewriter

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This is a rewrite not a translation. Use your ability to not click on the gallery if you don't like rewrites otherwise you are just a complainer. Do you click on every upload? Every Scat, Guro, Neotare, Loli, Shota, Yuri, etc? if you don't like those genres you just don't click them. So do the same here.

Posted on 09 April 2018, 01:42 by: rdbtpgdb

raw /s/c7e393a40e/1201955-72

Posted on 09 April 2018, 04:03 by: Zweihaender

I think no one likes shit-rites.
They just insult the artists job.

Posted on 09 April 2018, 05:08 by: linkCS

people still make rewrites? Seriously?

Posted on 09 April 2018, 06:26 by: berinb5

piss off with the terrible rewrites.

Posted on 09 April 2018, 07:12 by: funkwolf

People have a write to complain, because shitty rewrites slow down or stop actual translations. Listen, ezrewriter, it's been eight years now and you're still pulling this shit. Do you honestly believe that people are going to be on your side?

Posted on 09 April 2018, 07:30 by: ibandsad

delete this

Posted on 09 April 2018, 08:55 by: sonictmp

Remove this. No one wants rewrites. Petition to remove it. Any idiot can slap random text on a manga. Real translations are what people want. Go post your bad fanfiction elsewhere.

Posted on 09 April 2018, 10:52 by: The Chronicler

Christ bandages l bananas, has it really been eight years since he started this shit? It feels like so much longer.

Posted on 09 April 2018, 12:41 by: NeoZorro

Im glad youre back ezrewriter

Posted on 10 April 2018, 01:40 by: atlascranga

I'm not into re-writes. But I'm also not into guro or yaoi. And that's why I don't go into those galleries and rate them 0.5 stars while shitposting. You have to wonder at the people who feel the need to do so.

Posted on 10 April 2018, 03:34 by: altofinale

Hey EZ, glad to see you took the feedback from not only the comments on yesterday's upload but all your other attempts at writing at a fifth grade level. Not only do you display your trademark aversion to commas and lack of understanding of what sentence structure is, you also manage to make horrific wording decisions (pg. 7 "Or when you were squeezing my tits. And your are getting even harder now Riku"; pg. 20 "I mean the others won't be home for another few hours", et al.) that make it seem you don't have a grasp of the English language at all, let alone know what it's like when two human beings talk to each other.

I appreciate good rewrites. I appreciate when there is value added to it - for example, the doujin where everybody is speaking in Old English or the Hisashi edit featuring Donald Trump and the heroine wearing a 'Make America Great Again' hat. There is effort put into it. You can tell it's a labor of love. Your uploads stand in the face of all that. Instead of improving your writing ability or even learning how to translate properly in the span of eight years since uploading to this site, you instead decide to adopt a "fuck the haters" attitude and upload low-effort interpretations of what you can piece together to be some plot to connect all the pretty pictures together.

"If you don't like rewrites then don't read them," you say, on a page clearly not illustrated by you with a little signature at the top right hastily thrown together after hours laboring in Microsoft Paint to align the 'Z' with the bottom prong of the 'E.'

To the contrary, I enjoy them. I'm just disappointed yours are consistently shitty.

Last edited on 10 April 2018, 06:04.

Posted on 10 April 2018, 13:29 by: ezrewriter

to all the haters. I am going to point out a few things. if you look at how many votes there are compared to how many favorites you will see more people like my work than you hate it. Also as for punctuation this is porn sorry if a missing comma affects your hard on. And honestly I don't care about the haters. Why would I? Haters opinions matter nothing. Your comments are just noise. But honestly help bring more people to these rewrites so thanks. I also love the hypocritical nature of your rants about the original author. You all are looking at scans of their work. None of you paid for it. So all of you are actually hurting the artist/author so get off your high horses.. Finally, my work does not hurt things from getting translated if anything it helps it as people like you will then want to see the translation and either pay for it or do it yourself. Thanks again for all the attention

To be a hypocrite it would mean I care what you all say. I don't. I respond here and put something on the last page to point out you all are sad little children who have nothing better to do then complain. And to let you know that it means nothing to me and I will continue as long as I want and stop when I want.

So by altofinale's logic people favorite something because they don't like it. what a genius. that is sarcasm if you don't know that either. Since he is a genius he would also know that people are more likely to make comments when they dislike something than if they like something. That has what we call science behind that fact. Might be hard for someone who likely hasn't graduated high school to understand. The better metric would be how many people view this rewrite 15k in two days.

Red_Piotrus I actually tried many years ago to join a scanlation group. I actually did one manga for them (I cleaned and added text to the manga the translated script was provided by the group). But unfortunately they got so much negative response for having my name attached to the group. As a result they said we had to part ways even though my work was acceptable to them. So thanks to a bunch of haters that ended an I have not tried again.

Last edited on 11 April 2018, 18:32.

Posted on 10 April 2018, 15:30 by: altofinale

Hey EZ, glad to see you took the time to respond to the haters despite labeling them noise. I'm also glad you know what the word "hypocrite" means, because clearly you care about the haters and cater almost exclusively to them given your recent uploads and comment addressing them. You hypocrite.

I'll point out a fundamental flaw in your argument, though - using favorites as a metric is a terrible way of thinking people "like" your work. By that logic everyone in the world who's used a bookmark must also be reading their absolute favorite story of all time. I'd say "follow the logic" here, but clearly you need the conclusion spelled out to you - "favorites" is not a "like" button. The quality of your work is better reflected in the bar right below it, in which a majority of people dislike your work.

I'm glad you take the time to read these because it means you at you have least an ear on the pulse of the people. It means you can maybe get better and maybe learn from your mistakes, Maybe you can learn what it's like to be a normal human being and how to talk with people. I will say you demonstrated you haven't, which is a shame because it seems you haven't in the span of the last eight years. Maybe next time you upload you'll surprise everyone with a quality comedic or artistic endeavor - which, again, with your history is extremely unlikely.

But I'm happy you're thankful. You're welcome.

Posted on 11 April 2018, 06:54 by: Red of EHCOVE

Seriously, it's 2018 and you are still wasting your time doing rewrites instead of help proper scanlation groups who have a backlog of REAL translations.

Sure, it's ok if you have fun releasing your works, it's a free world. But don't be surprised most people think you are wasting your time/effort/skills, releasing stuff that most people will ignore, where you could be part of a group releasing stuff with more visibility.

Posted on 13 April 2018, 05:05 by: kiwino

@altofinale: ""favorites" is not a "like" button"
Oh yes it does. That's the only reason it is separate thing than stars.

Posted on 23 May 2018, 01:38 by: Professor Yoshi

"Finally, my work does not hurt things from getting translated if anything it helps it as people like you will then want to see the translation and either pay for it or do it yourself."

That logic, though. So you're basically admitting that your work is so shit, that people will want to make/pay for a quality translation to cleanse their minds of your rewrites? So I guess directors should just make terrible movies/shows of existing IPs, and then handwave away any criticism, because they're helping the movie industry because then people will want to see a good adaptation even more?

Kinda sounds like an excuse to me. But what do I know? I'm just a hater.

Posted:	2018-04-08 21:23
Parent:	None
Visible:	Yes
Language:	English RW
File Size:	9.29 MiB
Length:	21 pages
Favorited:	431 times

language:	english rewrite
artist:	kai hiroyuki \| hiiragi ruka
male:	big penis sole male
female:	big breasts nakadashi sister sole female
mixed:	incest

Rating:		251
Average: 2.14