Of all the things to Rule34, the giraffe from Toys R Us was the last I considered. What other untapped resources are there? The Three Pepboys? The tree symbol from Dollar Tree?
@ shadowspider Why would anything surprise you anymore? I could find porn of mt grandma on here and only be mildly bothered by it. There's an entire cult of people who look for stuff online or make it from scratch with the singular purpose of trying to get a reaction from people. Other than wishing I could shoot said people in their ass to see THEIR reaction, I'm mostly just bored by it.