This is a rewrite not a translation

RAW /g/1215713/01c7617356/

If you don't like rewrites or mine in particular:
-Go to My Home
-Go to My Settings
-CTRL-F "Excluded Uploaders"
-Add: "ezrewriter"

Simple as that and I don't exist to you anymore

Actual English translation courtesy of JashinSlayer: /g/1133000/b8f2ceecb2/

You're 0 for 2, EZ. Actually, you're 0 for 500 counting every single crappy rewrite you've shit out for a better part of a decade.

But go ahead and make crappy rewrites of stuff with English translations already. Gives us all the more reason not to take you seriously.

Base +27, in777 +7, pakman123 +6, ezrewriter -26, Lolibunny +6, skeksis +6, kiptu +6, vanpud -6, MSZ-008 +6, Unoduo +7, alactalac +8, FertyJukli +6, Masterdr +6, and 34 more...

Thanks for the advice, EZ! Although it would be even better if you realized the age of rewrites ended a long time ago.

Base +8, ezrewriter -26, John Tank +20, Lolibunny +6, waltergeist +9, kiptu +6, white umbrella -6, guruhoro +8, MSZ-008 +6, FertyJukli +6, metalgunblade -13, blueperfection +7, Maciste +6, and 14 more...

I dont think its that bad.
Or are rewrites normally hated?

Base +7, pakman123 -6, waltergeist -9, ezrewriter +26, vanpud +6, guruhoro -8, FertyJukli -6, Rose Garden -10, metalgunblade +13, Sweet Breaker -6, ntsmooth +8, savris -5, EvilSanta -6, and 14 more...

I came to vote down the star and read the comments only not waste a time read this ×××× rewrite

Base +7, ezrewriter -26, waltergeist +9, skeksis +6, kiptu +6, vanpud -6, white umbrella -6, guruhoro +8, Wolfwod +7, metalgunblade -13, ntsmooth -8, blueperfection +7, EvilSanta +6, and 11 more...

I enjoyed the read quite frankly.
I'll keep an eye out for more of your rewrites @ezrewriter !

Base +6, Luke78 -11, guruhoro -8, Wolfwod -7, FertyJukli -6, Rose Garden -10, metalgunblade +13, kiptu -6, Gerokero -5, Sweet Breaker -6, ntsmooth +8, Sephye +6, Sistinas -6, and 13 more...

is there a way to filter out rewrites completely?

Base +6, jfragrettel +8, bananafairy +6, Juggernaut Santa -27, harambe.exe -5, anonymousMember +6, Vilnius +7, BustahWoluf -16, FlamingZombiez +9, chinda +9, Rail vehicle fan +6

You'll stop existing once you stop posting this shit. Remember YOU are the problem. Not us. No one wants rewrites, we'll keep telling you this.

Base +7, blueperfection +7, Maciste +6, savris +5, EvilSanta +6, jfragrettel +8, ninjadragon +12, bananafairy +6, bookie -7, howshi -6, Juggernaut Santa -27, boss302 +5, BustahWoluf -16

Well, i guess posting shitty rewrites of stuff regardless of them already having an actual translation is one way to get your views up.

Base +13, blueperfection +7, Maciste +6, EvilSanta +6, jfragrettel +8, bananafairy +6, bookie -7, Juggernaut Santa -27, BustahWoluf -16, FlamingZombiez +9

Is there such a thing as a GOOD rewrite?

I mean, from a certain point of view, it's just fanfiction, in that it is using another persons characters to tell an original-ish story.

That said, I think the only good rewrite I've ever seen was a Naruto one which was "Ino wants to know how Sakura got so strong. Sakura tells Ino that she got strong by drinking Naruto's cum."

There was another that was a rewrite of the first chapter of "Take on Me" where Tsuda is in fact a timetraveller who didn't know his own father. Somehow, he ends up fucking Ono repeatedly, who it turns out is his mother...meaning that Tsuda is his own father.

Look, just treat rewrites like people treated B-movies. It's not meant to be an object of serious critique and it's dangerously cheesy.

Base +5, Maciste -6, Chester GoodYear +9, jfragrettel +8, bananafairy -6, vanpud +6, bookie -7, Rail vehicle fan +5

A rewrite in the year of our lord 2018

Cease.

Base +6, blueperfection +7, Maciste +6, Lin84210 +6, jfragrettel +8, ninjadragon +12, bananafairy +6, Juggernaut Santa -27, powa01 +11, harambe.exe +5, Vilnius +7, SomethingVidya +6, BustahWoluf -16, and 1 more...

Imagine taking pirated hentai doujins so seriously that somehow rewrites are above you. From all the shit you could be bitching about, doujins is probably some of the more retarded things to complain about. Let people enjoy what they enjoy and use the filters like a functional adult.

Base +6, Rabaa +6, jfragrettel +8, ninjadragon -12, NinjaBoobyMaster -4, BZFS +6, bananafairy -6, laptopsuc +7, bookie +7, plusarkos +6, howshi +6, NemoTheRuthless +6, meatyllamastick -6, and 6 more...

Why isn't the filter working? I have this guy on my excluded list, but his stuff still pops up.

Base +6, Feladrance +6, jfragrettel +8, bananafairy +6, Juggernaut Santa -27, anonymousMember +6, BustahWoluf -16, FlamingZombiez +9, chinda +9

This dude is stuck in 1999...
I think I talk for everybody: K. Y. S.

Base +6, fairy_wizard -6, jfragrettel +8, NinjaBoobyMaster +4, bananafairy +6, meatyllamastick +6, Juggernaut Santa -27, anonymousMember +6, Randomman24 -4, boss302 +5, BustahWoluf -16, chinda +9

@Incense

The issue isn't people thinking they are "above" rewrites. The two problems are that they think they are shit (which is a fair opinion to have, since it can apply to literally anything), and that shitty rewrites can either slow down or distract from actual quality translations. Notice how EZ provided a link to the RAW, but not the actual English translation? Someone less informed could just assume there isn't one, and it's incredibly unfair for the person who actually put in a lot of time and effort translating to possibly fly under the radar thanks to rewrites from uploaders that don't even have the courtesy towards those people to let others know their proper translation exists.

Base +11, bananafairy +6, Bactinus +6, bookie -7, Juggernaut Santa -27, RigenZ +6, EvilSanta +6, vanpud -6, mollusk_mangler +3, Vilnius +7, boss302 +5, BustahWoluf -16, chinda +9, and 1 more...

Boooooooooo!!! <=== fan of the original work.
I did NOT like this "rewrite." I was not aware rewriting was a thing. But having read the original work, this rewrite is exactly WHY I like the original so much; it kept AWAY from making older women look like desperate lonely back-stabbing bad guys.
I will NOT give this even half of a star rating because all the half stars will eventually get added up by the algorithm and give this P.O.S. rewrite a good score.

Base +6