1: Jamie and Mia were two strangers that were taking the subway, at the wrong place, wrong time, and wrong situation. But after a sudden break caused them both to bump into each other, they both realized that their lives were more joined than it seems.
2a: Each girl felt uncomfortable with the other, wanting to get out of the subway as soon as possible. However, they both did not realize that the subway had brought its own challenge. Tiny doors, unfit for the combined mass of big butts.
2b: Both girls struggled to push each other away to exit the door, not realizing that they were more stuck together than they realized. However, a new problem began to arise, where pressure and impact was causing massive swelling.
3: With their new growing predicament, the two girls were being pressed together even harder thanks to their assets. They tried to push each other away with their free arm, but the confined tunnel was pretty constricting on their burgeoning flesh.
4: With their minds slowly fusing into one, there was less bickering between them both. However, they could not coordinate their movements still, and each crash was causing further swelling.
5: Now that their minds were one, Jamia sighed exuberantly at her predicament. With such massive swelling, she would be grounded for a good long time. She did think of one good saying. "Two minds are better than one. Only if their not in the same body."