I'd give you a medal for tagging yuri Marien but going batshit crazy in gallery comments usually isn't a good idea.
Also, while I share your fear of phallic objects, it sounds pretty weird for someone addicted to traps getting pegged to prevent others from enjoying that kind of stuff. Was it the scat that disturbed you? Please don't push the trolling and respect the community. Some may enjoy this, others may not, but there's no need to go into crazy mode. Thank you for your understanding.
EDIT: Thanks for taking the time to clarify, Marien. First person perspective indeed isn't a very user-friendly tag (iffy def). EDIT 2: Turns out it was a misunderstanding for the tags being downvoted, fixed. Thanks and sorry about the confusion!
@43883: I didn't tag females only because I can't read it and know if there's a male audience or not. And the first person perspective tag is new to me. Nor can I tell which parts are supposed to be first person in this. Also it's not the scat that triggers me, it's what @12-15 is lacking. Whenever there's a big clit in hentai, it NEVER gets sucked. A strap-on, though? You betcha. That's bullshit.