Not really (I promise) forte, but I just find Guloso's art... appealing somehow.
Anyways, like before, I used the original Portuguese/Brazilian to make a better English version.
There's a few idioms I'm not 100% sure about, but there was only one that I couldn't find an English version of: "Porque não vão ver sapo na lagoa trepando?" Because,Not,Vain/Futile,See,Frog,At,Pool/Pond,Climb/Mount/Fuck,? I'll leave it with what I wrote for the moment.