Couldn't resist so I had to throw together this quick translation.
Images from /g/1327627/673cf5b153/

Enjoy!

If only the lightsaber could die with the Star Wars movies....

4 stars just for the dress alone.

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such great art being defiled by lightsabers

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Mentions how nice her shoes look, but doesn't show them at all....

???

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Why there's no netorare tag in male?

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What a legend....fucking marred by the abysmal censorship though. She is unbelievably gorgeous, though. 4*. Loses 1 for NTR.

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53 years old? That would count as a GILF wouldn't it? Hentai shoukd start investing in more GILFs

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Ardea, I love your translations for Clone Ningen.

Please, if you have spare time, finish the masterpiece that is [Clone Ningen] Shinjuiro no Zanzou - Pearl Grey Afterimage

Here is an edited version without the text.

/g/1261277/ffdb7b5a6d/

Thanks for the early Christmas gift!

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Hereonce3
thanks for reminding me, maybe I can find the time in the future!

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53歲，這也太熟了吧，硬不起硬不起。。

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Thanks for One Shot

Thanks for One Shot

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@Ardea
Please do, man. At this rate I don't think anyone else will bother translating it.

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