I know this was already translated by someone else, but it had a few translation errors among other things, plus I wanted an excuse to post that cool character reference I translated from Hazuki's twitter.

Hazuki's work is what made me want to start translating, so I wanted to give it my all for this one.
I'd love to see this series continue and I check Hazuki's twitter regularly, but their gender bender stuff has kinda gone viral in Japan so they've been doing that for the last 8 months :/

Here are links to the other entries in this series:

1. (You are here)
2. Liquid - /g/1237341/12fd7eb9ab/
3. Food - /g/1237068/ed961bc893/
4. Sports Equipment - /g/1237230/59441a0fba/

If you go back to the other entries in this series you can see quite a difference in my overall skill.
I'm glad I'm not using paint anymore lol

Wasn't as bad as the title made it sound.

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now this is a specific fetish

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Weird flex but okay

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That girl doesn't actually exist.

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Someone got a fetish on assisted suicide?

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well alrighty then

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Interesting stuff; thanks for doing this.

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'Da fuck did I just read?

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This might actually be cute if I could get past how weird the whole thing is.

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..... Gotta be honest I was expecting something far more permanent off the cover art.

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Weird fap but okay

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Going through this procedure is less insane than mountain climbing.

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How horrifying.

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I too wish to be petrified and ground up.

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I don't think I've read something more fucked up than this in the recent months, tbh.

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I get it!

(...idungeddit)

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Well, if nothing else, it certainly provided what it said on the tin.

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This does seem to be a reupload of g/1227157/e728e5cbe6/. Is there anything different at all other than 2 images that could have been added to the original upload?

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It's not bad

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@SubetaDnD
Besides the two images, the main reason I wanted to do it was because there were a few errors in that translation, the biggest one being the implication that the petrified customers were dead, when they obviously aren't. The second reason was that none of the sound effects were translated at all, which I believe is a pretty important aspect considering the fetishes this is focusing on. On the minor end, there were also some untranslated signs, some grammatical mistakes and awkward phrasing.
I don't really want to sound too rough on the original uploader, because their translation is what introduced me to the artist and I really appreciate that. I just really like the artist and I wanted to give it my all.

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Great idea for a Flex Seal commercial

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Original translator here. The first translation was jank as fuck because it was both an ill advised practice of the Japanese language for me and my first ever actual translation. I was planning on translating the others too, but I was distracted by other matters at the time. I mostly just wanted to understand what was going on because I was really interested in the artists content. The stuff like sound effects didn't really matter to me personally. The content being as it is, I don't have anybody to work with for proofreading and the ilk, so it was entirely a solo effort. This translation is far superior in every way. It stings a little to read criticism on mine but it's rightly warranted and I'm glad it inspired someone else to do a better job.

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@Broand Hey dude, thanks for giving your thoughts. If you check my uploads, you can see Hazuki's Food Salon was actually my first ever translation too (it was pretty terrible). Just like you, I did it because I wanted to know what the heck was happening in Hazuki's crazy tf world. But because I always searched with the english tag, I never would have found the artist if it weren't for yours here first. It gave me that push to actually give it a try. So in a way, you can take credit for this translation too. And all my uploads, honestly. Thanks.

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