Translation & typesetting by u/MoonlightArchivist (https://reddit.com/user/MoonlightArchivist/).
Found it on Reddit (https://old.reddit.com/bmozdh/) and wanted to share it on here. I'll delete the gallery for whatever (original translator post, remove request, bad translation, better version, etc.) valid reason may arise.

So after the CCC event you summon Melt, get into a relationship with her and then go to the beach?
I can go with that.

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This is not "What Melt Looks Like in Her Swimsuit", it is actually "What Perfection Looks Like in Her Swimsuit"

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Raw: /g/1288510/51476e67fb/

Thanks for sharing this translation with us, nice find indeed!

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Every time FGO talks about height it immediately separates me from reality. I know, objectively, that most people in Japan are really short, but then they talk about 190cm being tall, and I just consider that that's a bit below average male adult height in America.

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Except 190cm is about 6'2" and definitely not below average height for men.

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Are you talking shit about Mister Joestar's magnificent 186cm body?

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>CCC got more Melt translated
MY DICK

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