I totally relate. Definitely. Completely. 100%. No doubt about it.

Still. I'm just one guy. Bound to be a few errors somewhere. Hit me up and I'll patch it up as soon as I can.

*Raws
https://www.dlsite.com/books/work/=/product_id/BJ170343.html
/g/1293303/70fdde3df4/

With his size and sex drive, he may actually need multiple girls, lol.

Base +6, MADARA-TAKA2 +6, Nobody_Know +7, tocaia +6, johnsacarsm +6, Bestfly +6, Hakrei +28, as102 +10, CatgirlFanatic +6, hacklol +7, oneiwonder +7, BlueThree +8, DreadPool +6, and 12 more...

"Dont die with your dick out"

Words to live by.

Base +7, TigerB +6, not a saiyan +6, MADARA-TAKA2 +6, anonkun123456 +6, Smashproof +9, Nobody_Know +7, Shades of Blue +7, Britannia991 +7, alkhgfladg +6, johnsacarsm +6, Bestfly +6, Hakrei +28, and 132 more...

B-but... "rock out with your cock out"?

Base +6, johnsacarsm +6, hacklol +7, MechWarriorNY +9, oneiwonder +7, DreadPool +6, IHateEverything +6, symoina +8, positiveguy +8, Darknessend +6, Phacteria +6, renge +10

He needs to advertise to the older women. I mean 20-30 year olds, relax.

Base +7, MADARA-TAKA2 +6, hacklol +7, oneiwonder +7, BlueThree +8, Savvasp +6, symoina -8, rooldeewurldman +4, davale007 +6, SecretiveGamer +13, johnsacarsm +6, Rendaci +6, Darknessend +6, and 3 more...

I got ninety-nine problems and I wish this was one.
Every man's desired nightmare.

Base +6, madprofessor +7, hacklol +7, oneiwonder +7, Brego1 +6, BlueThree +8, Savvasp +6, Diablo44555 +9, hoigoigoi +22, AvidWebFan +6, Poinf +8, MarsTourist +7, aqwa30 +6, and 49 more...

So this is the fabled dick that makes women recoil in fear? So does this make him a disciple of Ron Jeremy?

Base +6, Eburos +6, madprofessor +7, oneiwonder +7, rooldeewurldman +4, OmniscentVagabond +6, Rendaci +6, Lewdduck420 +3, ShyMystic +6, Dracul IV +6, Jot18 +6

I want a senpai like her

Base +6, madprofessor -7, Brego1 +6, AvidWebFan +6, rooldeewurldman +4, davale007 +6

This reminds me of the humor Gesundheit puts into his work.

Base +10, openminded20 +6, MechWarriorNY +9, Brego1 +6, BlueThree +8, n00ps +6, Saiou Takuma +9, Capt Octopus +6, underkill +6, AvidWebFan +6, Dracul IV +6, Yeahyay +7

Did anyone else faceplam at the fact of why he wanted to kill himself...?

Base +6, madprofessor -7, Brego1 +6, anon29938 -5, Forgunia +5, aqwa30 +6, rooldeewurldman +4, davale007 +6, shsrzrzx -6, Utrusta1 +6, renge -10

whoa, finally this works translated. Thanks for the treat @Hive-san.
Hopefully you can touch the other works from this tankoubon with your translation and artistic skill for the goodness of mankind.
Cheers.

Base +6

@nabusco
Words to die by, you mean.

Base +6, BUTTBUDDY -6

I think this story is related /s/bf59a3cd4a/1294034-37 can you do it as well?

Base +7, Luuuuuuuuuune +2, Phacteria +6, johnsacarsm +6, Jot18 +6

She's so beautiful and he's so retarded.

Base +6, Phacteria +6, AvidWebFan +6, Cybe +6, IM_Mortal +7, Chilean_Guy +6, iunno +6, TheRokyando +7, MechWarriorNY +10, uhoho194 +6

*sigh* The problem i'll never be common with...

Base +6, ExtremeRampage +4, uhoho194 +6

thanks Demo

Base +6, jamesbondiknow1 +7, 300e +6

I wish my life had this kind of problem

Base +6, froaig +3, renge +10, uhoho194 +6

I too curse this fetid world for giving me a massive cock and absolutely pendulous balls. I cannot bare the sheer girth of my scmeat and the weight of my fat fucking nuts. Oh, Woe is me, as I stare into that black abyss, my rod stretching on, almost as endlessly. I pray only that in death, I shall find the peace that was denied to me in this life.

Base +6, renge +10, Mudoh +6, wiavtrall +5, SilentFapper +6, Yeahyay +7, panda access +6