TL/TS: Von
QC: Yuuka Lover

Just a casual thousand nuts. No sweat.

Big thanks to the guy with the fitting name, Yuuka Lover, for handling the QC for this. Apparently my mastery of the infamous comma needs some work. Still don't know how we spent multiple hours just deciding the title though.
https://twitter.com/Yklvr

That being said, there's not much to explain but the title is wordplay in Japanese. "Thousand"(千) is written but not used for its meaning, but rather its reading as "sen". Closest thing we could come up with was the current title.

If you normally skip afterwords, read this one. It compliments the story with a bit of extra information.

Update: An old bro, CellTF, pointed out a few things that needed fixing. On page 7 I completely forgot to place the text by her mouth. The other changes are minor.

Great Yuuka stuff. Very cute and sexy.

Thanks for translating the afterwords as well.

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Oh damn... She's a super quick shot...

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Nice. Cool beans w/ the title, too!

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Yuuka really look gorgeous and lecherous, Diisuke really has good tastes and skills with milf

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Raw: /g/1480547/7c8ccc7479/

Beautiful boobs, and very hot story. 1000 times, lol!

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Yuuka: "Dont tell me this is her work..."

Yes, it is ME, Talking breasts!

But now really: warping penis is a cool thing, but... does Yuuka has to be THAT dangerous sexy?

I will glady be ripped appart if yuuka could let me eat one of the buttons from her almost bursting out t-shirt.

The oppais man... the oppais!

Epic, V O N, thanks.

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I love it when Yuuka becomes gentle and assertive, then the man suddenly shows his dominance and managed to impregnates her

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Waver became a hentai Protagonist.

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GJ.

>> Still don't know how we spent multiple hours just deciding the title though.
I guess we were preoccupied with other stuff besides discussing it.

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Yukari doujin pls

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I think out of Diisuke's recent stuff, I hope this one gets a sequel the most, like his Eiren one.

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Thanks for the translation. Little misspelling on pg. 17. Should be "reign" on the lower left panel.

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@ohgodwhai
It likely will. Check out DiisukeHan's Twitter.

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@Yklvr
Hell yeah, Yuuka and Yukari threesome, can't wait.

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This needs a second part.

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diisuke is the best touhou doujin artist, change my mind.

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Yuuka is cute CUTE!

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exceptional plotline, a+

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Cum a 1000 times. Holy hell, he's lucky this is hentai world. IRL, cumming even a tenth of that number during such short time is liable to make you blind.

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@ohgodwhai I was hoping for more Komachi; she's made for his style.

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I was gonna say we need a Diisuke doujin for Yukari, but it seems he's one step ahead of me. I really like Yuuka stories where she's tough at first and sort of softens up to the protag later, so this was a nice read.

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@ohgodwhai

It gets better: Yuuka, Yukari and Ran foursome. Check his Pixiv or Tora/Melon.
That book is going to be glorious.

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MEATY
and
THICK

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The guy knocked up Yuuka and she ends up loving him in the end! He is so lucky. I need a sequel.

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@Silent Shinobi

Iskandar would be Proud.

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Sequel: /g/1549263/385b247929/

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Fucking masterpiece.

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>TFW no oversensitive GF
>TFW no GF whatsoever

I should just fucking kill myself lads

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