This would be funny if Luna and Celestia track the Minotaur down only to find him exhausted from the mane six and unable to get “up” and leaving them both more frustrated than before.

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@makutamon
Eh, I'd prefer... Let's see, what if - given how smug he is:
* Celestia shows up, twerks at him, and provokes him to "conquer" his new trophy only to realize that she possess insatiable libido of a millenia-sex-deprived nymphomaniac goddess, and he is naught but a fleeting moth compared to the roaring wildfire of her lust.
* And then he - after long, long time - finally manages to quell her a tiny bit, and uses her momentarily distraction to sneakishly flee - read: crawl away in exhaustion, with tongue flopping out and everything - only to find Luna standing in his way, proclaiming in best Royal Canterlot Voice "YOUR FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!!".
* Cue the last page, with him being dragged back to the royal bedchamber, leaving finger furrows in floor and screaming "NOOOOOoooooo", while Celestia remarks casually "we should call Cadance" or something among the lines.

PS: Should have written "BONEfire of her lust", hurhurhurhurhur

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