Mama gets what mama wants.

Happy Holidays, pals! My boy Hoyo had some stuff piling up that wasn't getting translated to English at the proper rate. I'm off work, so I decided to crank this bad boy out yesterday, then proofread/tidy it up today through sober un-eggnog'd eyes.

Synopsis: Athletic male's psychosocial development is inhibited by his mother's overbearance; she bangs him to correct the error.

Lemme know how you like it, if there are any glaring errors I need to fix, and as always:

Enjoy!

Alternate synopsis: Mom appoints son as relief pitcher; gets him to second, third, and fourth base; promotes him to big leagues.

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>but every girl, no matter how pretty, comes equipped with this nasty thing
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you forgot one to mention one thing. She bangs him to correct the error but in the process end up getting so hooked to it that she lays claim to the monster in the son's pants.

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Assertive mom = best mom

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Amazing work thanks.

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