This was one of the very things I translated back in the day, I decided to make a less awful version since I believe this deserves it. Anyway, if you see anything wrong let me know.

P.S.: I know that's not a voltorb, but that's how it was written in Japanese.

Also, if want to throw money at me, do it here:
https://ko-fi.com/kyuukei

As much as I love the erotic works, this is the true pinnacle of doujinshi

Base +13, Cadavrus +6, IaY +10, graysock +10, PokeTFFan +6, Inritus +8, oneiwonder +7, kondoriyano +6, astraympx +7, bunnygunny +8, mickeysofine +5, Lady-Akane +5, theglueman +6, and 22 more...

You can have a Pokémon... or you can have a POKÉMAN.

Base +6, WTF联合银行 +6, Larvaska +6, Und3adgam3r +7, AhKai +6, Inritus +8, oneiwonder +7, kondoriyano +6, Lady-Akane +5, hereforpandaonly +6, theglueman +6, sitora +6, YCMG +6, and 10 more...

You wa pikaSHOCK!!

Base +15, XBurner +6, AhKai +6, oneiwonder +7, kondoriyano +6, piston +6, hereforpandaonly +6, theglueman +6, Dodo65 +9, sitora +6, Lapbunny +6, passengerX +20, Nartousamaci +6, and 1 more...

我裂开来

Base +2, Nartousamaci -6

我tm人傻了

Base +1, Nartousamaci -6

Pikachu uses THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK !

Base +6, Runnerdown +2, breath637 +10, Nartousamaci +6, theglueman +6

You are already fainted!
Nani?! *head fainted*

Base +6

我tm笑萎了

Base +3, wzwqwzwq +6, Nartousamaci -6

OK, this def is one of the best non h stuff on here right after the love live + metal gear non h

Base +2