This is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever read. This is like some girls lonely emo wet dream. Not to mention that, in the Futurama universe, no one is against gays. At all. Then it's just one misfortune after another and they are all somehow gay related. Whoever wrote this has a serious martyrdom complex. And the overbearing depression everyone is in. This is Futurama, not your I'm-so-persecuted story.
Also, fucking typos on almost every page. PROOF READ YOUR WORK, PEOPLE!