"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?"

Last edited on 18 December 2020, 08:19.

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I claim that I'm laughing too hard to rate this but in truth I don't want some kind of recommendation system that's ever implemented on E-Hentai to ever show me stuff like this.

"Is a fertile, prolapsed uterus your fetish, anon?"

"No, Fluttershy, I just laughed at the notion so I uprated i- OH JESUS CHRIST PUT THAT BACK IN!"

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I can't tell if this is humor or if it's serious.

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@bonjo

God stays in heaven, because he can't get a internet signal up there and doesn't have to know this stuff exists.

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Yo can we tag this as footanari?

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I could see the second and third one being actual fetishes, but the first and last are horrifying and hilarious.

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I'll give this a 4/5 for capturing my attention alone

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I am ready, for this new frontier of weird fetishes... This will be my most challenging fap yet, but when I am finished. I will be stronger than my childhood rival, and I will win the tournament arc!

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Now this is podracing

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Smooth brain: Cum is stored in the balls.

Big Brain: Cum is stored in the lungs and makes tits bigger.

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The only mildly okay one, to me anyways, is the second one. Though the description makes me wonder how the baby would be born, if it would just squeeze out of the ear... going any further would be trying to be logical about porn, so I'm not gonna go there.
The first one is scary and also a little funny, and the last one is just a straight out fucking NO. But hey, not trying to kink shame...
The third one is strange, but also pretty tame compared to the rest. Again, no sense of being logical about porn.

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"So you're saying your dick is 12 inches long?"
"No, it's a foot."

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This is the abyss staring back

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I feel like it's a very elaborated prank just to make fun of those with fetishes.

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do floor tile patterns next

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Footanari might seem weird... but when you think about the frase: "I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass...." It seems to me like the logical outcome XD

"squirting her eggs right into her boyfriends ballsack" ... leaving aside the fact that ovaries and testes don't work like that ... How much would it hurt to have a growing fetus in your scrotum??!?

Enough internet for me today.

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Of the people who clicked on this album, only 1% actually came here to fap. The other 99% are just here to witness the novelty of this odyssey.

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Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. Mc Greg. With an leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

Oh wai-

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As a sane and mostly normal human being, I am horrified by the first one(all of them, actually), but...

As someone with a major foot fetish, not gonna lie, I'm imagining the possibilities, and I gotta say, I don't hate it.

Honestly, the fact that it's Marny disturbs me more than the freaky footgina.

Also, the "jizz on the brain" thing might have actually been kinda hot if they hadn't thrown the impregnation shit in with it.

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What in the goddamn...

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Lewd satire that this is, I can't decide if my favourite part is taking normal fetishes to their (il)logical extremes - or if it's the hilarious top text. Distant future of the year 2021, indeed!

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I think I sprained a neuron or two reading this.

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glad to see you guys aren't cowards and have raised the gallery's average rating past 2.5

EDIT 4th Sep R.I.P. you crazy fetish bastard

Last edited on 04 September 2021, 12:22.

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什么逼玩意

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