"Time for your present!" "Is it sex again?" Wow, gotta love her enthusiasm. Not that you can really blame her, since this guy put ZERO THOUGHT into his present. Really, dude? You're offering yourself as a gift, and you don't even bother changing into a sexier outfit? Just show up at her door wearing the same clothes you've been wearing all day? Clearly you forgot that today was her birthday until you were already on your way to her place. Douche.