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I think if the devil exists, he is probably the guy who made Japan have to censor dicks.

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Eh, is that the end? Just that?

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YEAR OF THE BVLL

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at least its not bob or mike

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Why erectile dysfunction? Why not pussy dysfunct?

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I love the fact that the moment he got married, his dick was like, "I'm out."

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He's got a horrible case of Dick Vitiligo.

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@moximoore, well it knew what was coming, and it sure wasn't it.

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Black guy as dark as night
White schlong as bright as the sun

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"What the fuck is that?"

Appropriate reaction to seeing a black man lol

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@Gilgamesch Your comment is useless.

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the husband has ntr face and figure, but he is the one that gets ntr-ed
feelsbadman

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Where's the problem? He clearly gets erectile dysfunction from the psychological feeling of being bound to someone. Now he can divorce the whore and fuck some whores of his own, he looks Chad enough.

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...that's why the KKK is still alive.

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