> walk into the bathroom, really gotta let loose a piss, chugged a 21 oz coke at lunch > immediately greeted by wet slapping noises and moans > wtf > some dude is actually fucking in the stall, thought that only happened in porn > whatever > unzip at the urinal and starting pissing as quietly as I can > dude suddenly starts talking, jolts me so bad my stream almost splashes back on me > "...haven't you? ...Oh I will. So I guess we'll have to be be together forever, won't we? ...Ahh... Let's... Let's cum together, Arisa...!" > dude starts panting and moaning at the top of his lungs > blasting at full power now, splashing be damned, desperately trying to get the fuck out of here > just as i'm flushing, I hear the stall swing open > fuck > turn around, see the dude, his erect cock still fully out > he's alone > there's nobody else there > mfw