I'm calling it here. DialupHero comics verge on the nonsensical.
The only thing tying them all together is the author's own head canon of a plot that doesn't exist in a written form. I'm sure this all makes sense to DialupHero. But all we can see is vague snippets of a unemotive demi-god that's just sort of drifting through life.
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I'd not care so much about a hinted canon if what was actually shown was very interesting. IE more sex, or make us have some idea of the world through actual worldbuilding rather than purely "and then this happened" storytelling.