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Translation: Wataboutumi
Editing: shotG

RAW: /g/1870700/56830d3984/
April Fools' version: /g/1879504/36521b12a4/

Nothing in this translation seems out of place.

Seems kinda sus.

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Crotch tattoo even in the main name ✌

Base +13, sitora +6, DarkJarvis +6

where amogus

Base +11, Thunderhog +6, ajarlube +6, Toastkoro +7, Nostras +6, Lostalgia +9, zxczxcasdasd +7, Hokyou +6, f0f +5, heh...narto +6, catman12345 +6, Vanilla Cream +7, Anosaphia -6, and 14 more...

push the emergency button

Sorry, but I have to call you in the meeting.

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was really wondering if the actual translation was going to get posted after that April Fools joke. good job to everyone involved

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You do realize you've peaked, right? Nothing you do will ever be as great as what you posted yesterday.

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"Make them do whatever you want."
"Abuse is strictly prohibited."

It's nice to see even hentai has redundant legal disclaimers.

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Coward, should have kept yesterday's translation as the only one.

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"Seems sus..."

I was at least hoping you'd keep that line. :P

Base +9, Anosaphia -6, nonamejanuary -6, AtotehZ -11, CyberZero +11, 1337H4xx0r +6

Hmmm...crotching tattoo, hidden dickragon...

Base +6

We need this in the west.

Base +8

this MC is fucking trash
sus font makes this 100x better

Base +7, Geistermeister -11, 1337H4xx0r +6, AncientPhoenix -7

Male protagonist went from anime protag to vn villain in 0.2 seconds after finding out the app is real.

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