why is every green girl sexy is there a cabal of psychoanalysts that use the scientific method and group testing to create the most sexually appealing green girl in like 9/10ths of media? is it selection bias? is it a 'green-girl sexy' gene in me? why are female goblins so sexy, why are green alien babes so god damn sexy? did god do this to me? are there goblins in heaven or something?
what sick fucks derive pleasure from showing me a type of fever I will never get to indulge in? animators, that's who