I dunno, @ROTHY, there's a lot of ugly bastards who canonically deserve a turn with Sakura before this random pig. Though Odokawa'd probably turn down the opportunity, and I'm worried Donraku might just not care anymore. Yamamoto or Imai could, but neither one's really fat or ugly. Come to think of it, even the fat bastards of Odd Taxi are kind of big sweethearts on the inside, which is probably why Sakura sticks out so much.