Do they love you a little too much? Bullshit, there's no such thing!

Never. Date. A Yandere. Yandere is the Japanese line for basically a woman who loves so much she's willing to kill anybody who basically lays eyes on you, trying to get a hold of you. And, I know some of you in the comments are gonna say, "Ha, you'll never have someone like that," To be honest I wouldn't want someone like that, cause she would kill my sister, my mother, my grandparents, anybody who even looked at me remotely. They'd be dead. Because she's so lovey-dovey that she goes insane and then wants to trap me in a ******* basement! She will legitimately kill everything you care for just so you are the only thing she has, and she is the only thing you have.***** no, I'd rather shoot myself in the freaking head

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Don't put your dick in crazy. Unless it's image 9. Image 9 is good.

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I kinda have a thing for crazy and agressive girls so give me one

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Here's the thing: Generally, I do not get along with the yanderes, but with certain types it may be possible to make a deal. Realistically speaking, I have no romantic prospects and no real interest in obtaining them, so a weird, obsessed girl may be workable, depending on the details. If she wants to make life easy, hell yeah, I hate work. If she's willing to negotiate to where I can still go to the weekly tabletop games or somesuch, understanding that there's no actual possibility of any females present actually falling for me, then we basically have a good setup.

If she's locking me in the basement without internet, then we have a problem.

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i was just copypasting some random shit i thought it was funny

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Gods bless yanderes!

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