Hopefully this ends with Jurgen turning Alisa down when she inevitably tries to sucker him into doing her work.
"Seraf barely has time to play with us because she's doing all of YOUR school work. She also says how often she invites you to come game with us, and how you're constantly turning her down like the good friend you are. Suddenly she stops doing your work, and you just HAPPEN to find yourself free enough to accept her invitation? We all saw this coming a mile away. You're just here trying to con some hapless nerd into hauling your weight because you've never worked a day in your life. There was a bit of a debate over which of us should be rude and condescending to you and which of us should be the white knight, but it eventually all came down to a coin toss. Ditter plays the jerk, I play the good guy, and you walk away from this with the knowledge that not everything in life is given to you by throwing your pussy at it. Thanks for the fuck, now get out. Doctor Who's on."