T: "Listen here, Orihime. Ichigo's still just a highschooler in the middle of puberty." "If you just put on something a bit sexy and go for a night prowl then it'll be an OHKO."
O: "Merry Christma-..." "...s?" "...Huh?"
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K: "Inoue-san?"
O: "Kon-kun!?"
K: "Is this a dream...? To think such a Santa would come..."
O: "Kon-kun... Why are you in Kurosaki-kun's bed?"
K: "The Kurosakis decided to go on a family trip for Christmas..." "And so that jackass Ichigo left me behind as an anti-burglar measure!" "Isn't that cruel...?"
O: "O-oh, that sounds tough..." "OK, I understand the circumstances so I'll go ahead and leave..."
K: "No way! You can't leave when you only just got here!" "The fact that you came here so late means that you must not have plans to meet anyone after this, right?"
O: "Th-That's..."
K: "Come on! Let's make it the best O Whorey Night we can!"***
O: "Eh? No, he-" "Hey, wai-, sto-..."
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SEX NOISES
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***Kon makes a pun here. The word for "holy night" is 聖夜 = sei-ya, but Kon says 性夜 (first character is different) which is also read as sei-ya but would literally mean sex night.