edited by HaruNoHi2, translated by me

i don't think it's common to cook pasta naked

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speak for yourself

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I think I suddenly got a craving for Pasta.

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"Waiter, this alfredo sauce tastes off."

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Oh shit... THEY ARE COMING|
*angry italians noise in the distance*

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I mean if you're naked and you cook anything with hot oil that can splatter onto your bare skin... Yeah, that's not a good time.

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Is this the sauce of all sauces?

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@giftz : depends. if you're a masochist, you could be in for a real good time.

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