My contribution for April Fools day. I hope that all of you enjoy it... The feeling of your mind slowly draining away... The sweet insanity taking control over your mind... Eh... Eheh... AAHAHAHAHHA!! ...Oh. Sorry about that. I still have some difficulties in order to regain my own sanity.

Even though it was such a pleasure to destroy your minds-... I mean "deliver this translation", it's not easy to find something as... unique (it maybe has something to do with Geneva Conventions?) so I probably won't be able to do the same next year.

As for the tags... Good luck with theeeem! (*Running away*)
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Funny thing, when I went to e-h to publish this gallery, I saw that someone else already uploaded one. Guess I wasn't the only one who had the idea of working on it and waiting for April Fools day. ^^
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Special thanks to:
- ultimaflaral who translated it.
- Pr1de & ongokakashi for the QC.

Raw: /g/1507760/9ce2b04889/
Chinese: /g/1528501/98ec7f6868/
Korean: /g/1504291/c1adfcd3e4/
Other Eng TL: /g/2182206/4270ee24e3/

If you want to support the madmen who created this, don't hesitate to buy this work:
https://twitterjp.booth.pm/items/1592469

Also: If you want to support my bounties:
/bounty.php?u=1939577

Hardcore prawn.

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they are having more sex than you :(

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哦淦这太他妈怪了我草

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Haha, I should have known this was going to be an April Fools' release when I saw the credit page in the EHCOVE server. Fantastic work Revan and all!

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UWAAAAHH SEEEEEEEEEGS
TEMPURA SEEEEEEEEEGS

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Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created

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OP ask for donation , but i am too shellfish to give one .

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Now i'm hungry.

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👽：🏠

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what the fuck is this

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this is what Gura's fans do

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The fuck did I just read?

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Literal food porn. Heh.

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我他妈到底看了个啥。。。

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我不理解，但我大受震撼.jpg

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finally, the perfect h-manga

finally, the perfect h-manga

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Still came.

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ADULT ONLY

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Bleach! I need brain bleach. And why am I covered in wasabi mayonaise?

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I'm in awe at how absurdly detailed it is, art-wise or story-wise

You madlads even put effort in the translation, holy shit

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What is this? Why is this? Where am I? Who am I?

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Get this filth off of our respectable hentai website.

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not gonna lie I got a chub on the different positions part

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Those little scampis going down on each other got me flustered
10/10, quality upload.

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Can't wait for the decensor.

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我只是好奇真的有勇士能用这玩意尻出来吗

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This is a piece of hentai history right there

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It's not often that we encounter such a piece of raw erotic material...such incredible form, such alluring curves and contents...the thought of it twists and writhes in my gut, as my mind races with fantasies....
Wait, no, I just didn't eat dinner yet today.

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someone had fun

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这几把啥啊

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100/10, what a moving masterpiece.

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No, seriously, WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE?!

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Taking food porn to a whole new level.

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Discovered this today. What can I say... Great minds think alike, lol. The translator needs to practice their Japanese skills a lot more though, focusing on the idioms, memes (for example, the staff sentence is a widespread TV show meme that's translated differently), and tenses/conjugations. Also, the natural flow of the target language could use some improvement. Some more careful proofreading would also be nice, in particular regarding the internal references, or the consistency. Good job braving the image editing.

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啊（三声）

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