This is an amateur translation that I made, and thought that it would be useful to share with other readers.
I used isManga's extension for Chrome to get a raw translation, then adapted it to make it look like legible english, while doing my best to keep the original script.

This is the first time I am doing this, and I do not have any professional editing tools, so I apologize in advance for the remaining sound effects or hard-to-crop bubblesq.

I will follow suite with the second and third part later, and also aim to translate Takekinokonokono, so I am open to feedback.

And of course, anyone is free to take my translation and use it as a basis for a better translation effort.

I nearly forgot.

Original gallery: /g/2193339/e7c147bedd/

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wow. nice idea, good execution. Thanks for the translation!

Base +6, yupokamusi -7, sammysolo +11, moffii +1

Thank you for the translation
Did you use paid version of isManga addon?

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You're welcome, both of you.

@otomenchan: no, I used the basic free version. It was enough to make sense of what the characters were saying.

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Now if someone would just de-censor this would be perfect!

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