"Literary aficionado and socially inept geek Susan Booker loves books. Like, italicized with a capital-"L" Loves 'em. So much so, that her singular goal in life is to become a librarian - and not just any librarian, but a librarian with a Master's Degree from the "Prestigious University of Scholarly Studies and Erudition"! Having busted her scrawny behind all throughout high school, Susan now has a GPA high enough to make her a shoe-in to attend! But, due to an uncharacteristic mistake on her application form, Susan is instead enrolled at a very different university - the "Pornography University of Slut Studies and Erotica"! Having missed the deadline to change her application and unable to transfer due to convoluted rules, Susan must now attend - and pass! - at least one year at P.U.S.S.E before she can transfer to her intended university next year! Anyone else might simply bide their time and scrape by with the bare minimum; but the bookish Ms. Booker is an avid learner and her mind is like a sponge - whatever she learns, sticks, and the curriculum at PU.S.S.E is sure to teach her some very novel ideas!"