Too often when you see a woman that you're hot for cavorting with another man, you're left huffing to yourself "What the hell does she see in that prick?!" (Yes, this even applies to fictional women, when you'd rather ship her with some OTHER character of your choice.) We all want Mabel. It's more or less a scientific fact. But I can't look at her with Apollo without thinking "Yeah... okay... You've got her. Take good care of her for us! We all know you will." 🤜🤛