Most people like pokephilia (that's an objective fact based on statistics) but when I thought about it, I came to the idea that fucking pokémon has to be pretty damn dangerous. Charmander's semen may be 1000º or more, Squirtle has to have a pretty strong... stream, you get what I mean... Pikachu better not get too excited or he may electrocute you for good... and Bulbasaur may have some kind of aphrodisiac dust (he has all kinds of drugs inside that bulb, we all know that)... but in his excitement he may mix some poison with it.

So, no. If pokémon were real I wouldn't recommend it. Probably.

not bad，bro

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