Took longer than I'd like to get this finished and ready for the unwashed masses but here we are!
This translation should actually be readable.

[Buy yourself a copy of the magazine this story ran in,]
https://book.dmm.co.jp/detail/k568agotp01045/
[or Fushoku's book! Support the author, s’il vous plaît!]
https://book.dmm.co.jp/detail/dmmmg_2458/

FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY CATEGORIZED IT AS DOUJIN

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I know for a fact kyoto redrew that entire part of the statue on page 4. Crazy amount of work put into this xd

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Excellent work!

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Cinema translation.
I'm gonna watch Hard Boiled now.

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this looks like it took several months to complete

what a fucking loser

10/10

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These bubbles and typeset is feeding my OCD. Kyoto's a damn wizard!

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Be careful what you wish for.

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Translation 10/10
Typesetting/cleaning/etc. 10/10
Content 11/10

Bless you.

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