I too, would like to have a hot nun of a (dark) lord and savior come over to my house and proselytize me through extremely "religious" means, reality is most often disappointing though....
I like how somebody earlier quick-translated her evangelization pitch on the first page "we recently improved the sanitary condition at our org--- meetings!"
It looks like when she takes in your confession, it sure needs a lot of cleaning up afterwards, bless her horny soul.