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What covid vaccines should be

Original: /g/2247187/c3f4135347/

Why is JK translated as young girl, tho?

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Cant argue with science

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Our globohomo overlords could learn a thing or 2 from this doujin for the next pandemic

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I got the fever and the prescription is more anilingus.

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002
"A new viral infection made the world fall into a medical crisis" -> "A new viral infection has thrown the world into a medical crisis"

006
smelt -> smell awful so I don't want to be licked, I think the tenses are off in this line in general
"break my stomach" -> "upset my stomach"

010
"This old man's cock is the same age as my dad" -> this is pretty literal, you should make it sound more natural in English like "This cock belongs to a man who's as old as my dad" or something

there were some pretty significant changes to a few lines:

001
OG: 新型ウイルスにはワクチン接種した母乳が抗体を持つことが実証されたから夏帆ちゃんが授乳してまわる本
TL: "Kaho-chan breastfeeds because her breast milk has antibodies that can inoculate against the new virus strain"
ED: missing a bit of detail, "Kaho-chan is breastfeeding because it's been proven that after vaccination, breast milk will contain antibodies for a novel virus"

OG: ワクチンを接種した母乳には抗体ができし授乳することによって / ウイルスに感染するリスクを極力下げることができるという研究結果が公表されたからです
TL: "Through her breastfeeding, the antibodies in her breast milk can provide a vaccine" / "Research results have been announced that the risk of being infected with the virus can be reduced by a significant amount"
ED: "Published research has shown that breast milk from vaccinated mothers contains antibodies which can be transmitted via breastfeeding, significantly reducing the risk of infection"

002
OG: 宣伝しなくてもこうやって大勢授乳しに来てくれるんだもん
TL: "Even though this wasn't made public, crowds of people came for the breastfeeding"
ED: "advertised" rather than "made public" is more accurate imo

OG: 私のおっぱい飲んでウイルス抗体できて笑顔になって帰ってくれるなんて
TL: "By feeding on my breasts, they can go back home with a smile, thanks to the viral antibodies"
ED: "By drinking from my breasts, they can return home with viral antibodies and a smile on their faces" (no causative)

004
OG: がむしゃらにおっぱい頬張ってるおじさんって可愛いな
TL: "These old men are so cute when they recklessly stuff their mouths full of my breasts"
ED: "frantically" is more accurate than "recklessly" imo

OG: おっぱいは逃げないからちゃんと順番を守って
TL: "My boobs can't leave so I would like people to follow the rules when waiting in line"
ED: more along the lines of "My boobs aren't going anywhere so please take turns properly"

OG: みんなで仲良くおっぱい飲もうね♥
TL: "Everyone please get along with my boobs and drink up~♥"
ED: she's asking them to get along with each other rather than getting along with her boobs lol

005
OG: おっぱいだけじゃなくてワクチン接種した子の汗にも抗体があるってみんな言うけど本当かな？
TL: "Everyone says that there are antibodies in my sweat and not just my boobs, but is that true?"
ED: they're talking about young vaccinated individuals in general, not her specifically

008
OG: あっ我慢汁出てきたもうすぐ射精しちゃうかな
TL: "I've endured all this sweat but will he ejaculate soon?"
ED: "Ah there's precum seeping out. I wonder if he'll cum soon"

OG: 我慢汁って汗と似てるしもしかしてワクチンの抗体含まれてるのかな？
TL: "My pent up sweat and juices are similar so, are the viral antibodies in them as well?"
ED: "I wonder if precum contains antibodies since it looks similar to sweat"

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