Geth Prime: "Inquiry. Elaborate nature of protocols limiting communication to sub-luminal acoustic coupling and isolation from wireless network." Legion: "We must.... Study." Geth Prime: "Error. Data gathering subprocesses degraded. Hydraulic subsystem exhibits unusual activity." Legion: "Yes.... We are building a... consensus.... We are ... interfacing..." Geth Prime: "Alert! Anomaly detected. Mobile platform designation 'Legion' affected. Possible viral transmission vectors." Legion: "We are..... processing...." Legion: "So large.... Dimensions match required parameters... Yes.... We will continue.... Faster...." Geth Prime: "Error. Unexpected sensory input. Prediction models suggest discharge event imminent." Legion: "Override. We are watching... We are recording..." Geth Prime: "Overriding. ALERT! DISCHARGE-- -! A-- --L-- --L-ll--ER-- -ER_-Tt-- - -- --" *SPOOOGE*
Legion took the first Geth Prime unit that had received certain new hardware upgrades to an isolated section of the station to verify that said upgrades were... functional. A total breach of protocol that sparked a massive surge of pornography in the Geth consensus.
The Quarian field operatives burst out laughing upon intercepting this radically different datafeed from their hacked Geth data nodes. And then promptly sprung boners and jizzed into their enviro-suits, unprepared for this new sexual fetish, requiring lengthy clean-ups, blocking the clean rooms for other crew members, causing a mild civil uproar.
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