This is a mans dream illustrated and published.

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A nice love story

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if he's earning money, he isnt a neet.

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He does say "earned" so perhaps that refers to the past tense, he could have made a ton of money and quit.

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You can earn money and still be called a NEET. You just need to do it with an unreliable/inconsistent income source. Things like day trading, blogging, streaming, etc. It's generally stay-at-home self-employed stuff.

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Abe-approved.

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Is it correction, if she hasn't learned anything?

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@Mrsuperhappy /biz/'s wet dream

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What kind of bizarre English is this lmao

p.1 How long does it take you to get ready for something you've nothing to do, right? > Complete nonsense. "You ain't got shit to do, so why's it taking you so long to get ready? Retard."
p.1 and yet she kept pulling on it > on them (clothes)
p.2 even though I say no, you wouldn't listen > You/She wouldn't listen even if I said no.
p.2 Crab shell > incomplete because you mistranslated. She says "Crab is delish!"
p.2 Hey one more drink, you're so realiable > another Engrish sentence. "Hey, get me another drink, pleeease!"
p.3 Icii > She's saying イく/いぐ, i.e cumming/ghumming (slurred)
p.3 this helpless debauchery face > helplessly debauched [expression]
p.4 i'm going to make the last spurt and dump my cock > my load. also it's "cum"
p.4 most of the money I earned > earn
p.4 clothes, cosmetics, and food of this pussy > I mean I get it, but this doesn't make sense in English. Slut?
p.4 I easily switch her to become an onahole by poking her uterus > I easily turned her into a fuckhole

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/biz/ wishes to be this guy

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