=====DISCLAIMER=====

Because shiteposting is an Art.
Alas, I am poor artist, and quite shity at posting.
But I digress, et cetera, et cetera...

=====CONTENT=====

THE Malkavian Clanbook - the one and only True variation, the First Edition one, filled to the brim with wonderful, wonderful art and unworldly wisdom (much coveted Page XX included).
In other words - a pile of nonsensical trash; in a truly abysmal quality to boot - although latter only adds to its (somewhat dubious) charm, given the content of the product in question.

But, as one ellin hobo once said: πάντα ρεῖ καὶ οὐδὲν μένει - which roughly translates to "everything is corrupted and rotten to the core, and nothing ever truly changes" - and this version of Clanbook is a perfect representation of the sentiment, for it comes from the dark, dark age then companies like 'White Wolf' (or, say, WoTC, and even certain James Workshop - yeah, I know, it's hard to believe for me either) were not mortally allergic to humour, introspection, and having a good time as an end goal instead of mindlessly chasing senseless increase of profit margins while deliberately - and with visible snide derision to boot - burning the golden gees of their foundational franchises to the ground for the sake of mythical "new generation of players" that exxist nowhere but in their delirious imaginations and ...peculiar Exxel spreadsheets created solely for the purpose of exxplaining why exactly a set of ten rainbow-coloured cable ties that can be (and bloody was) bought on Alibaba for $0.67 (shipment included) is listed with price of $66.99 in the "business expenses" part of quarterly fiscal report.

Also, there will be no torrent for this from me, because why?..

BUT I DIGRESS.

=====ARTIST=====

* https://www.worldofdarkness.com/

=====NOTHING FOLLOWS(blatant lies)=====

What you foresee, damned Children of Malkav?
What you foresee beyond Veil's strange attire?
What you foresee in that place where the God goes blind?
Your dreams are befouled by Blood in the Madness,
Your selves slip away on the coils of Great Gyre -
Your Bloodline is cursed by the Father, be praised His Blessed Spite!

What your memory holds, cursed Children of Malkav?
The sky-blood of sunset, the walls near transparent;
The shrill piercing cry, chilling remnants of your damned souls...
Hear mocking laughter - the Darkness laughs slyly:
World stands still on edge, just half-step to Gehenna -
Only you have the power to stop it before the Veil falls!

What black secrets you keep, blessed Children of Malkav?
What you foresaw in the times beyond Last Veil?
Gyre burns you to ashes - and no one will tell what is true.
Hear - Darkness laughs slyly;
See - shadows creep closer;
Live through the Last Embrace, Child - may the Night see you through...
May the Night see you through...
May the Night...

Ahh the crazy bastard malks. Ignore them, put them on display or behind a glass window, but whatever you do, Do not take your eyes off them.
Mind you the light post has some very interesting ideas about rabbit.

Base +7, Pseudo-Nim +35, ae-123-β +11

You can be a Fishmalk, an antitribu Freak, one of the bay't Manjoon... Whether the Great Joke took place or not within your world is up to you.

Base +6, ae-123-β +11

As someone with a mental illness, I kinda preferred the Revised book simply because it doesn't treat us all like we're some great punchline.

Base +8

If my players ask to send them clanbook, I'll use this link LOL

Base +6