This is a translation of /g/702168/6f484954b1/.
A few notes:
The original credits this to the group "Tenko", without giving a Japanese spelling of the group's name (or any indication of a source for the name). I include that with the name of the author, suikappara (すいかっぱら).
The ghost speaks exclusively in katakana, indicating a rougher, almost inhuman tone. I tried to incorporate this into my translation.
15 and 16 were a pain to TL and I left a lot of out-of-bubble stuff, but nothing major (just sounds really).