English Translation: (pages 2-5 based on pre-existing translation available elsewhere)
-01- Alright Kids, don't move! Huh? Kyaaa!! Good! Now push the desks to the back and gather in the middle of the room!
-02- If you all stay obedient, this'll end without anyone having to see any bloodshed. That doesn't sound too bad, does it? As you can see, I'm a simple man of principles. What it boils down to is, I just wanna have fun killing some time. Right, you there, woman - come here. Eee...! N... No! Wait a minute! I'm our class representative! If you need something done, I'll do it! Ohh, all right then, class rep. Come to the front and strip. Wha-! Take off every piece of clothing you're wearing until you're buck naked.
-03- Fine! Keep those eyes peeled! I'll be stripped in a flash! C... Class rep... Looks like this is your lucky day, boys! It's a live strip-tease! Of course, the spectator's fee will be you admitting defeat! Ahaha... E... Eh, why are my hands slipping...? Aha... Ahaha... S... Sorry, everyone! I've gone and done this so nonchalantly, all on my own! Uwaa... This is not good... This is really embarassing... But if I'm the only one to be embarassed like this, then it's for the best, right? I, I'll show you some guts...!
-04- Class rep... I have a complex about my chest... Can I really let it out for the world to see...? What's wrong? Strip! Or do you want us to do it for you? I... It's coming off, you idiot! P... Pay attention, boys! I'm taking out my tits! Don't look away from this sight!
-05- Wahahahahahahaha! What's with those udders? How big are they? Whaddya think? Splendid, aren't they? They're 104 centimentre K-cups! Bras are always so tight on 'em, so it feels refreshing to let 'em hang out like this! They look twice as big outside the bra...! Class rep, did you force them into a smaller bra because you were ashamed of your big chest? N... Now for the last piece! I'm taking off my pa-anties... They're coooming off... Here we go! Ahaha...! Hahahaha...!
-06- How's that!? Completely naked, as ordered! Sorry for the wait! Class rep...! Shit... Our class rep is... Hey hey, why so gloomy, boys!? Your big-titted class rep Kinoshita Kanae is stark naked! Be a little happier, eh? Wahahaha! You've got guts! I love it! Right, next is the naked masturbation show... ... Eh...?
-07- Gahaha! That really suits you, doesn't it? I, I don't have to use this sort of thing... M, m... masturbating like this is a piece of cake! Class rep... Don't worry! Just leave this one to me!
-08- Y, your big-titted class representative Kinoshita Kanae...! Her public masturbation show! Nn... Mm... Mmm...
-09- Uh... Uhh... Mmm! Haah... Uhh! Class rep...! O, oh no! Everyone's gone all quiet! Uuu... Kana-chan...
-10- Ahahahaha! Don't be so gloomy! I, I know! Let's all clap to a 3-3-7 rhythm! Wh, what's that? I'm not feeling any enthusiasm! Watch me as an example! CLICK Hyaaah! Uh, Uhh! Ah, ahahaha, wow, this is really efficient!
-11- O, okay everyone! Let's liven this up! Let's not lose at having fun! Like that! And more! O, oiii! Let's not shame the chairman! O, ohh!! You're so cool, Kana-chan! The class rep's so awesome!
-12- Let's go! Look at my tits! How's that? Electric titty fan! Hahahahahaha!
-14- The class rep's the best! Kanae! Kanae! Ah, ahaha! Thank you very much! Hahaha! Ohh... Not bad! Now, why don't we see how far you'll expose yourself? Heheheh... We're broadcasting from the scene where a group of criminals have barricaded themslves inside a classroom. There is some concern for the safety of the students inside.
-15- GRAFFITI: Toilet, Aobayashi Academy 2-B Kinoshita Kanae Uwaa... There's so many cameras out there. Haha... Looking like this, I'm going to expose myself to the whole country... O, okay! I'm ready for this! I'm going! My buck-naked body will reach everyone's living room!
-16- But wait! There's movement! It's a student! One of the female students is here... Sh, she's naked! The female student isn't wearing anything! Aobayashi Academy 2nd Year Class B! I'm Kinoshita Titty Kanae! Look at my perverted buck-naked masturbation!
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