so this was obviously by google translate and i plan on cleaning up later as a lot of it does not make sense but i think enough of it makes sense that i can upload it here

April fools was last week

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Fix the writing. It's sideways

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This site needs permabans for shit like this. "I google translated it and it sucks, but it's probably good enough to upload, might fix later, LOL."
How about no, fucko. If your stuff doesn't match up to the quality of what you see on this site, then don't bother. This could not have taken you more than a few hours at most. You deserve nothing but scorn and ridicule for your lazy, pathetic effort.

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I felt annoyed I cleaned the damn chat bubbles...

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01: when I The sports recommendation was decided went to high school => (out of order)
01: even if it's just a kiss was quite resistant Even though it should be => (out of order + missing subject)
01: Where the hell did this happen => (unlikely)
01/08/11: teeth => (unlikely)
02: he's attacking => (wrong subject)
03: sage time => (wrongly worded / unlikely)
03: I'm listening => (wrongly worded?)
03: the bottom => (unlikely)
03: happy spiral => (wrongly worded)
04: Things that get erect are erect => (pleonasm)
04: what did you say => (punctuation needed)
05: to be => (unlikely)
05: Njo => (unlikely)
05: B... Fri Fri => (unlikely)
05: little embarrassing => It's a little embarrassing
06: Ako sister => Sister Ako / Ako-nee
06: crack THE ... => (incomplete)
07: Lele => (unlikely)
07: <Yururure => (unlikely)
07: when you got out => (incoherent)
07: Is it impossible? => (wrongly worded)
08: pick => (unlikely)
08: Fuga => (unlikely)
08: I'm going to serve you with my fingers => (incoherent)
09: sore life while sending => (nonsense)
09: Up to this place => (wrongly worded)
09: Not inserted! Attempted! So okay!! => (wrongly worded)
09: Change my will of iron => (nonsense)
09: begin! my will of steel is about to => (out of order)
10: brother and sister => (incoherent) / brother and sisters
10: while i'm explaining => (wrong subject)
11: like this! it looks => (out of order)
11: wasn't it? the plan, That was => (out of order)
11: fell twice in a row planned... well, everything Things didn't go as => (out of order)
11: i'too => i'm too
11: coming o => coming out
11: understand... I see. I => (out of order)
11: happen? what will => (out of order)
11: tell you? Didn't i => (out of order)
11: on FANBOX. stories will be serialized right!! All Let's decide... that's => (out of order)

"Enough of it makes sense" you say...

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What's with the surge of awful low effort "translations" these days? The worse part is they seem to be trying to one up each other in terms of shittiness...

I mean out of the 3 translations I looked at today: one was an english MTL of a spanish MTL, the second one was a MTL that constantly changed font, used a shitty AI do-it-all tool and then tried to hide (poorly) the watermarks from said tool, and finally there's this google translated mess that's almost entirely sideways.

What's going on?

Last edited on 11 April 2023, 20:14.

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sir the text seems to have fallen on its side

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@Oryx This is what happens when your admins stop giving a shit about moderating properly.

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Hey my bad the text fell over and fucked up everything so that's why the translation sucks ass not because I suck ass but "You deserve nothing but scorn and ridicule for your lazy, pathetic effort." LMAOO all i did was post a shitty ass translation and I got DOGGED on rightfully so, i guess but still damn...

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my neck hurts

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>so this was obviously by google translate
tagging rtl (uploader comment)

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I have seen a lot of bad translations on this site, but this is hands down the worst one so far.

More than 50% aren't great but work, the worse usually have the same terrible grammer/spelling and massive mistranslations this has, but I have NEVER seen someone dumb/lazy enough to write english at a 90 degree angle...

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